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Official Funny Pics Part 3

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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  1. Glimmervoid

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    So... What circle of hell am I going to for laughing at this?
     
  2. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    None, I laugh at my nieces and nephews all the time. If it's funny and adorable, it's normal.
     
  3. Dethklok

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    The power of Christ compels him not to tell you.
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  4. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    It's 850 and 500 at this point.
     
  5. Scrib

    Scrib The Chosen One

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    Well, they need to patch the joke then.
     
  6. thejabber27

    thejabber27 Groundskeeper

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  7. Kensington

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    BEHOLD.... EVIL CAT!

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    "Minions, fire the death ray!"

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    And once again, Evil Cat is foiled.
     
  8. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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  9. Innomine

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    We don't have earthquakes either. :p
     
  10. Samuel Black

    Samuel Black Chief Warlock

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    That would be because they're scared of the fucking spiders.
     
  11. TheWiseTomato

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    Actually, we do now. Rare, but they happen.
     
  12. Xiph0

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    Yeah. Honestly, if you want a good version of that one:

    Decoy Grenade - 50$ - Highly sophisticated firecracker, with machined metal parts.

    Molotov Cocktail - 500$ - Rag, bottle, gasoline.

    :facepalm
     
  13. Innomine

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    I'm from New Zealand. A little shake can't kill you. :p
     
  14. IdSayWhyNot

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    What if the quake drops that hairy spider on top of you from where it made its web on your ceiling?
     
  15. Feoffic

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    Hm....

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  16. TheWiseTomato

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    Yeah, those guys are legends. Got a few living around the house, actually.
     
  17. Darth Disaster

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    I am never fucking going to Australia. Ever.
     
  18. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    It's like an eight legged cat almost....Did you name them Tomato?
     
  19. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    We were going to, but we didn't want to get too attached--the pig we're raising up to eat has been looking rather interested in them.
     
  20. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    If a pig isn't scared of living there than I guess the rest of the world has no right to be acting like pussies about it.
     
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