They did that last year as well. I believe or something similar. Maybe not the same people pictured, but whoever compiled those together.

 

Lol...

 

Smart guy to make it a competition.

 

Most of those are problems coming from the third movie, which I consider the worst of the lot. I still maintain that the Nolan movies should have just covered Batman's early years as he learns the ropes, evolving into what we see on the left rather than tell a whole story. He does know martial arts in the movies though, don't have any idea why they thought he didn't. Maybe it's the lackluster fight choreography.

Speaking of comic book characters, I just remembered this:

 

:facepalm

 

I prefer Nolan's Batman then. Except for the quitting over a girl part. Coz you know, that wasn't cool.

 

Technically he didn't just quit because Rachel died, it was also because Gotham had found a hero in Harvey Dent and he felt Batman wasn't needed anymore except as the scapegoat for Harvey's crimes. That said, I still hate that he retired after only six months to a year altogether as Batman.

 

I still don't understand where he got the injuries he has on the beginning of the film. he seemed fine after his fall at the ending of film 2.

 

There was like years that passed, and damage accumulates over time. Dude's only human.

 

The worst thing Nolan did to Batman was have him offscreen for all but about half an hour/forty five minutes of DKR.

Also, this



Edit: With regard to his injuries, for all that the doctor told him he was basically a physical wreck, he seemed pretty ok for most of DKR. I know he had that leg brace thing, but I saw it more as he'd taken a few bad injuries in the year at most he was Batman between Begins and the end of Dark Knight, and then completely neglected to look after himself between that and getting back in the saddle. More like atrophy than genuinely wrecked.

 

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Topical 'n' shit.

 

More like he'd been constantly pushing himself for so long that his body had just worn out. Even before he became Batman he was the athletic type, and afterwards he had to juggle vigilantism and being a socialite, which couldn't have let him rest much. Not sleeping makes it harder to heal.

That's what I got from the conversation.

 

What am I missing? Where is the funny?

 

It's not so much funny as pathetic. 9gag and Reddit steal image macros from 4chan in the first place. The "feeling man" has been around for years, though apparently 9fag has just gotten around to it. And she's an autistic memespouting fuckwad, otherwise known as a typical 9gagger or Redditor. Anyway I wouldn't say it's the kind of humor suited for this thread.

I have another few:





And speaking of Batman:

 

Naked skydiving is hilarious. Extremely NSFW obviously.

Guy version [Video]

Girl version [Gif]