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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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  1. RustyRed

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    One time... I made spaghetti carbonara with top ramen. Just mix an egg with garlic salt, parmesan, and bacon (cut up into little pieces). Cook your ramen noodles, drain, and mix in your egg stuff while the noodles are still hot. Btdubs, you can also do this with a spaghetti squash if you're doing the whole low carb/ paleo thing.

    ...I may have done this more than one time. >.>
     
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    Put boiling water, dry noodles, seasoning packet and an egg (no shell) in a bowl. Put this bowl in the microwave for a couple minutes. Empty water. Pour in half a tin of beans. Put back in microwave for another couple of minutes.

    Breakfast noodles.

    Every time someone mentions adding things to noodles I consider it my duty to educate them on the greatness and simplicity of breakfast noodles.
     
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    Your hot water should be enough to cook a raw egg especially if its already been mixed or on top of the dry noodles.

    I miss cup ramen/ramen noodles in general. Cant eat them anymore. Gives me the worse type of indigestion...
     
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    Water in a pot with the seasoning packet (some people stir in the seasoning after cooking the ramen noodle wafer, but I like to think that having the water boiled with the sauce already in it cooks it into the noodle more), bring to a boil, add the ramen wafer and "strain" beaten eggs (seasoned with pepper, maybe a touch of garlic powder (not garlic salt), but nothing with salt, it doesn't need it) over a fork. Adds some more taste and texture, as well as some protein to a dish that desperately needs it.

    Note that I only do this with the square packages of ramen, not the type where the container is a microwave safe bowl.

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    Eurocentric ethnicism! My favorite!
     
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    I don't want to go to funnyjunk to view this image, goddammit!

    Edit: I originally thought this read "funkyjunk." I really didn't want to visit it then. Images of WTF? thread pics ran through my head.
     
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    I would play the shit out of that HoS
     
  19. Hero of Stupidity

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    Seriously, who wouldn't?

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