Is cookies where the british put their weed? Here in the US the generally accepted place to place weed is in brownies.

 

It's one of those things. IIRC, cookies are brownies and biscuits are cookies. Chips are fries and crisps are chips. It's a strange strange place.

 

They drive on the wrong side of the road for Christ's sake!

 

So what do they call actual cookies? lol.

 

Cookies, which are a type of biscuit.

 

So... what do you guys call biscuits? This glorious kind.

 

Nothing. An exact analogue doesn't exist. The closest is 'plain scones', but even that's not quite right. Scones use eggs and are a touch sweeter; they're usually a snack.

 

Those look more like dinner rolls than biscuits to me.

 

Nah man, this would be a roll.

 

Monkey is a conesuer of bread, yeast and all that rises.

 

Except for biscuits and gravy. But that's an anomaly that I personally don't get at all.

 

I have honestly never, ever heard someone refer to a brownie as a cookie in all my life. Who does that?

As for the rest, it causes plenty of confusion when talking to American tourists over here...

 

Then you're just a heathen.

 

So, I saw this in someone's sig, today...



I can't help but feel this would have been funnier on a meta level if she had copped this face in front of a crystal ball, during divination class.

 

“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”