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Official funny pics 4 teh win.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    Wait, are those actually made of menstrual blood or are they made to be eaten during a period?
     
  2. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    They are made of red dye.
     
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    Made of period blood.
     
  4. Rym

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    :facepalm

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  5. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Those cookies were made with 5 tbsp of menstrual blood [collected with a diva cup] and red food dye. The dye is required because cooked blood turns brown.
     
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    Nope... don't ask. It's better that way. I won't have any nightmares if I don't ask why Yak knows this.
     
  7. tragicmat1

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    I can assure you guys this is NOT my definition of funny. More like fucking disgusting.
     
  8. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    Yet again it falls to GL to a) ignore the prior 30 posts, and b) save the day, coincidentally, and in that order.

    Observe.

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    Rooster Teeth has an episode of Immersion where they drive in third person, it's pretty hilarious and awesome.
     
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    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    Can we please keep the WTF stuff in the WTF thread and the funny stuff in this thread? Those fucking cookies. I'm never eating anything again. Fucking ever.
     
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    This is freaking adorable is what this is.
     
  12. Ash'Ura

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    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    Megatron handled that Lincoln statue with such care and affection. Were they perhaps lovers in the past?

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    Damn. Thought that was Starscream for some reason. Not quite as amusing then.
     
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