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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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  1. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    Dec 2, 2013 #661
    In an effort to not turn Harry Potter memes into an 'omg why do people read Twilight' thread, I give you my truly awesome conversation with Cleverbot.

    Copied from 'thoughts so far'.


    User: Hi Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: Cleverbot, do you want to have a wizard's duel?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Okay! Confringo!

    Cleverbot: Confundus!

    User: Protego! Levicorpus!

    Cleverbot: Liberacorpus! Confundo!

    User: Protego! Tarantallegra!

    Cleverbot: *dances uncontrollably* Furnunculus.

    User: Protego! Diffindo!

    Cleverbot: Incendio!

    User: Aguamenti!

    Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

    User: *dodges spell* WTF! Expelliarmus!

    Cleverbot: *dodges spell* Avada Kedavra!

    User: CALM DOWN, CLEVERBOT! THIS IS JUST A DUEL!

    Cleverbot: All in the wonderful game that we know as love.

    User: O_O

    Cleverbot: You don't even know what O_O means.

    User: You guessed my secret.

    Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!!

    User: HOLY SHIT! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!

    Cleverbot: Secrumsempra!

    User: Haha fail. Did you mean Sectumsempra?

    Cleverbot: I mean I'm leaving now.

    User: Fine. I don't care. Go.

    Cleverbot: I changed my mind I don't want to leave you.

    User: Get away from me, you psycho! REDUCTO!

    Cleverbot: You are mean.

    User: Yeah, because you tried to murder me. I hate you now.

    Cleverbot: But I love you.

    User: Do you mean that?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: After all this time?

    Cleverbot: Always.
     
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    Dec 2, 2013 #662
    Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan/Cleverbot OTP.
     
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    I hate that animation style with the intensity of a thousand burning suns.

    edit: wrong thread
     
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    Dec 5, 2013 #666
    Found this on YouTube - it's a semi-decent recreation of the fight between Albus, Aberforth, and Gellert as young men and the death of Ariana. I won't say it's perfect, but it's probably the best version of it I've ever seen.
     
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    That was really, really good.

    There was some parts of the fight I thought weren't brilliant, but a section of it - the two brothers fighting Gellert - was perfect. Exactly what I imagine wizards really going at it to look like.
     
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    Even with far cheaper special effects it was a better magical duel than most of the ones in the movies, save for the Dumbledore/Voldemort fight in the Ministry. Acting could've been better but it's a fan thing so whatever. Mostly I didn't like Ariana's death though. I got the impression from the book that the situation was a lot more confused than it was portrayed here. Also in this scenario Aberforth kind of helped start the fight, so blaming Albus doesn't feel very justified.
     
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    Over acting a bit...
     
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    TIL I sound like a canadian.

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    Teen girls have special cups? Could someone explain this to me?
     
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    They only have 1 cup per two teens.
     
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    Looking for something that's killing Unicorns. I'm sure you'll be fine.
     
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