Actually, there is some Pornstar!Harry on adultfanfic. Goes soemthing like this:

Hermione sees harry in GAY porn movie.
Meets him.
Harry is in love with her. harry loves his gay lover too.
they have lots of bunny sex.
hermione becomes porn star.

She started out as a uni student hesitant to even watch a porn film and through the power of luve, becomes a sodom-loving porn bitch by the end of chap two or three.

Oh, there's some plot about Harry not actually being a porn star, just doing sick, perverted, ass stuffing to "save da world" again.

Magic is thrown in somewhere.

 

Had to post this one. YAY!

My 1st Fic! Summer at the Dursleys...ugh. Summer at the Burrow...Yay! Time with Ginny...YAY! Dancing with Hermione...Yay! But thats not Ron! Fred? Fred and Hemione? What? Finding the Horcruxes...hmm...People dying...uh oh. Survivors continue to Live. HG

Oh, and it's called Remembering to Live by Emerika, just in case you wanna leave a flame or send her home adress to Osama Bin Laden or something...

 

LMAO the Bin Laden comment had me laughing harder then the summary.

 

... Well, it's a nice use of ellipses, at least. But you must admit, the idea of survivors CONTINUING to live is a twist on the normal story, where the survivors are buried alive - at least that's how it should be.

And if the response to people "dying" is "uh oh", I really hope you aren't asked to give the eulogy.

-J

 

This girl is sure a piece of work. Her author name is I-LOVE-DAN-MORE-THAN-YOU-KNOW ... and this is her current... story:

THE 7TH
This is my version of the seventh book of how I think it should be. You may disagree with some of it but, that's your problem cuz this is MY story! Read and enjoy! Please send reviews!

But the real kicker is her profile. If someone needs a definition of the term FANGIRL, look below:

Hi there! What's happnin! My name's Leandra. I'm 14 and if anyone can help, I'm in search of hot male actors that are 14 or 15. Cuz i can't find anyone who's that age. But, no matter what, I will always LOVE DAN! and nothin's gonna change that. so

Best Friends

Ashley (canada/ kentuckian/ uncle pat's fave niece/ Mrs.AshleyFelton -as she is know on here.)

Tiffanie (narnia)

Sarah (microwave- don't ask)

Audi (no nickname at this moment in time)

and other people i don't feel like mentioning.

Hobbies

drawing and reading, watching or doing anything to do with Harry Potter or Daniel Radcliffe

Celebrity Crushes

Daniel Radcliffe-obviously (Except i'm really in love with him)

Mitchel Musso- HOT 15 YEAR OLD! YAY! i found one! lol! luv him!

Rupert Grint- how could u not love him?

Tom Felton- but I allow one of my best friends Ashley to have him as long as I get Daniel, Ashley.

Robert Pattinson, Paul Walker, Jeremy Sumpter, Jacob Kraemer, Channing Tatum, Drake Bell, Jesse McCartney, Eric Dill, Tyson Ritter, and others that i can't remember right now.

Fave's

food: everything. I LOVE TO EAT!

movie: all hp movies (especially GoF), and a whole bunch of other movies that would take FOREVER to mention so...

color: blue

sports team: Indianapolis Colts! I LOVE FOOTBALL! Go COLTS! (hate the patriots and steelers)

tv show: friends, boy meets world, um...i can't remember anymore lol!

yeah i can't really remember anything else so I'll just edit this when I think of it. yeah i know, i can't remember a lot of things.

Wow, this surely inspires confidence in her work... Oh, and the adress of her profile is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1031791/. Go and see for yourself if you don't believe me she actually wrote all this.

EDIT:

Another pearl:

My Blood Spattered Angel by gooby
really wierd story, love loss pain, the lot, sorry a friend of mine deleted the original. LUCKY I SAVED ALL THE DAM CHAPTERS lol..well read and review! SUMMARY SUCKS R&R

EDIT:

And another:

Resisting Authority
Begins during the summer after 5th year. Harry no longer trusts Dumbledore, nor the inept wizarding government and seeks to defeat Voldemort on his own. What trials and dangers await the young wizard?--Even this author doesn't know...First published fanfi

 

^^^^^^^^^^^
I hate this girl already. If I ever come across her, I'll smack the shit out of her. Those kind of idiots piss me off.

 

What an airhead. Sadly quite a few of the teens seems to be like this. Humanity is doomed.

 

I have to agree with you Niffler Lord an odd majority of the profiles on ff.net are like that. Nothing in that whole thread pisses me off as much as mentioning an inside joke or whatever that was supposed to and saying don't ask. If it's an inside joke KEEP IT INSIDE YOUR FRIENDS!

 

. Muggle Stew by Kiyda

...who pledged STUPID ALLEIGANCE to your STUPID ASS of the United ASSES of STUPIDICA, and to the STUPID PUBLIC ASS for which you ARE, ONE STUPID ASS, UNDER ANOTHER STUPID ASS, EASILY STUPIDABLE, WITH STUPIDITY AND ASSES FOR ALL!”

 

.....I just don't know what to say.

 

o.0 I say we all go to this guys story and flame the hell out of him.

 

Seconded. You just don't make fun of things like that, for whatever reason.

 

I agree

Her mom must feel like she peed in the gene pool.

 

I actully found one somewhere, and i don't remember where so don't ask, that said and i quote...


"not good with summeries so just read and find out."



i didn't bother looking at it longer then that.

 

Yeah any summary that has that perticular line just throws me off the entire story. If you can't summarize then it doens't speak much for your writing skill.

 

... Why is Dudley taking muggle studies? I thought he was a muggle ...

 

Pely Evgrew? Who the fuck is that? Some retarded Dragon Ball Z fusion dance of Lily and Wormtail? >.<

 

Well this isn't an HP summary but I felt I had to share it anyway.

"in honor of the most awsome movie coming out in like 4 days, i have written my own snakes on a plane story enjoy. and if you dont ill mother 4 kill you."

That is Samuel L Jackson on a Plane by Wel Zen

Seriously pathetic, isn't it. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1012035/ Have a look at the author page, its even worse.

 

Usually, summaries are written after the work in question is complete. Here, we present one right with the first chap. That ensures that it's not really summery writing, more like Advertising.