Quite possibly a repost, but I regret nothing!

http://i.imgur.com/d8ov1za.png

 

Huh.

 

Would be better if I could read it imo.

 

Here you go, good sir!

 

Anyway, here's the actual tumblr link.

I don't know why the format is so fucked up, but here it is.

http://stepchildofthesun.tumblr.com/post/33725786828/tardis-in-asgard-acrackinthetardis

 

Now we know why Molly read these so diligently.
(And Hermione)

 

How many galleons is that book? Because it's time for me to start going through the couch cushions.

 

Wondering? o.0

WONDERING WHAT?

 

50 Tones of Howling
50 Shades of the Moon
The Forbidden Tryst
The Adventures of Moon Moon and his best friend Lockhart

 

I NEED that Moon-Moon book!
It can't be more than a galleon either, if the Weasleys could afford them, used or not.

That's...not a question you want answered.

 

This is comedy gold. All of Lockhart's books are porn:

Wandering with Werewolves - Mostly furry stuff.

Break with a Banshee - How Lockhart broke up with his girlfriend because she was too loud.

Gadding with Ghouls - Gilderoy's dive into the macabre. Blood play, sadomasohism. Nasty stuff.

Holidays with Hags - Trying to prove that women are like wine, the older the better.

Magical Me - "Self Help" manual. If you know what I mean.

Marauding with Monsters - Lockhart's quest to compare all the exotic species.

Travels with Trolls - The mentally challenged are not sexually challenged.

Voyages with Vampires - A journal describing Gilderoy's times with a gang of goth swingers.

Year with Yeti - An entire year?! Holy shit, that is some impressive stamina.

Who am I? - A very horrified Lockhart discovers his books after he loses his memory.

 

Xandrel, you do know you can be a particularly cruel monster at times, right?

Having said that, it would be quite hilarious to watch an Obliviated Lockhart's reaction to reading those books.

 

That was beautiful.

 

I'm not sure I buy this... did he forget his robes in the book? I don't think so...

 

It never said anything about his robes in the book, I think. But the books aren't the movies, so the comment might be right.

 

Hey gits,

My name is Ron, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slimy, greasy, gits who spend every second of their day being death eaters. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than opening the Chamber of Secrets.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best curse. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a Keeper on the Qudditch team, and a friend of Harry Potter. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn snake people”? I also get straight O’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO Galleon). You are all slimy gits who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

 

OO

I don't understand what just happened here.

 

This might explain some things.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/shit-was-so-cash-copypasta