Oh god. Just saw the tags in this thread. In soviet ... ROFL can't even finish it so funny. hahaha.

Who ever wrote that made my night.
cheers.

Edit aaaand spend my 777th post for this. I am sad now

 

This thing reminds me of some durp Touhou webcomic joke. It amused me and it fits here.

Edit aaaand spend my 975th post for this. It is a number

 

I'm willing to bet that the last final true villain will be a dude. Possibly Kaguya's father/husband/brother.

 

Plot-twist; there's a Juubi-Kaguya for every world humans settled on thousands of years ago during the Space Race era of humans on the original earth. Naruto ends, Kishi's sequel takes place on next world and cycle repeats itself ad nauseam.

 

Madara learned Izanagi while dead and brought himself back to life:facepalm

 

I'm wondering if the reason everything worked out for Kaguya's revival is because Hashirama was the first to have the Mokuton ability. Also could Black Zetsu be the other brother 'Hamura'?

 

Doesn't seem like it. It seems like BZ was created when they were sealing her as a third 'brother'.

 

I SWEAR IF THEY FUCKING WIN BY THE POWER OF FUCKING LOVE, I WILL WRITE A VERY STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT IS UP, WEEBS

Guess what doujutsu the (hopefully final) big bad is rocking?

All of you thought the All Seeing Eye was shit, when it actually was the shit.

ALL HAIL BYAKUGAN-LADY-SATAN

This one goes out to all my shiggas in the Hyuuga Clan, kicking it old school since before ninjutsu was born.

 

Ha.

The byakugan is so useless that even Sakura wouldn't be improved by having it.

 

Not true, she could stand around doing nothing from much further away, and then other people wouldn't have to rescue her.

 

That would help. A lot.

 

Shots motherfucking fiyahed.

 

Just asking, aren't we long overdue for a talk-no-jutsu?

 

Naaa, it'll come, but in Kishimoto fashion. Either after Naruto has defeated his enemy or when they've come to a standstill.

On that note... How many of you want to bet that the new "That Jutsu" is Fusion from DBZ? I'll be very disappointed if there is no fusion dance thinly veiled as hand signs and preparations.
XD

 

Naruto and Sasuke will fuse in to Naruke!
Called it. I'm saying it now. This will happen.

 

Naruke, Bah. Clearly it should be Sasuto.

 

Too much Naruto in those names, boys. You know Oda Kishimoto favors him some Uchiha too much for that. The fusion will be... Sasuuke.

 

It is now official that Kishi is a troll of godlike proportions. Of TITAN-like proportions. Dafuq did I just read?