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Naruto Manga Thread Part 2

Discussion in 'Books and Anime Discussion' started by Jon, Feb 12, 2014.

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  1. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    As he always has been and will forever remain.
     
  2. Red

    Red High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Raine's right, that shit was hilarious. 10/10 would read see that jutsu again.
     
  3. someone010101

    someone010101 High Inquisitor

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    Kaguya doesn't like violence. She changes the whole world, she freezes her enemies and teleports around without even blinking. But she never hurt anyone. After her initial declaration, she coudn't bring herself to hurt her children anymore :)
     
  4. Quick Ben

    Quick Ben In ur docs, stealin ur werds.

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    I'm just surprised that of all the Akatsuki members the only one still relevant is Zetsu. Never pegged him for a mainstay from the first time he was introduced.
     
  5. Peter North

    Peter North Dark Lord

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    True that. However looking back he was the only one that Kishi never hinted about a ninja headband or other village marking.
     
  6. Lord Raine

    Lord Raine Disappeared DLP Supporter

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    It was bad enough that DLP was full of people who would ship Harry with some sort of genius Veela Hermione with a perfectly proportioned body, supermodel measurements, flawless skin, grades so good they're actually better than themselves, and Emma Watson's face, instead of a frumpy, out of shape, slightly overweight nerdy Hermione wearing sweaters, flannel, and reading glasses with her messy hair done back with a rubber band.

    It was fucking disgusting and a literal orgy of awfulness being paraded down the middle of the street like some sort of carnival of poor taste, but it nonetheless toed the lie of what was tolerable.

    But this.

    This is a step too far.

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    Plebeians. I'm surrounded by plebeians.
     
  7. Aerylife

    Aerylife Not Equal

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    The best thing about this is, Kaguya will always remember that due to the Sharingan. Trololololol.
     
  8. H_A_Greene

    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Sharinnegan, bro. Gotta keep up with the times!
     
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  9. Darth Disaster

    Darth Disaster The Waking Sith ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    First thing: You're perfectly free to be into whatever you want, but that doesn't justify you being a judgmental over the top prick about shit that people may or may not find attractive just because you happen to get off to inhuman monsters and other people don't.

    Second thing: What you've described sounds a lot like a mary sue, and I'm pretty sure that mary sues get shit on around here. Especially Hermione-Mary-Sues.. so, your little rant about DLP's terrible taste is both baseless and over the top. Congrats on looking like an asshat.

    Third thing: Your plebeian problem is pretty damn easy to solve in the instance of DLP. It's well within your power and would cost you nothing, if we're as base and ignorant and terrible as you make us out to be.

    Go the fuck away.

    See? Problem solved. You escape the plebeians, and the plebeians don't have to deal with your bullshit.
     
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  10. Lord Raine

    Lord Raine Disappeared DLP Supporter

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    See, this is why we shouldn't have let them vote. First they want a say in government, then they want fair wages, and next thing you know they're calling monstergirls 'dealbreakers' while completely missing obvious jokes on internet forums, and it's all downhill from there. It's like they think they're real people, or something.

    Plebeians. Not even once.
     
  11. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    What's wrong with monster girls.

    I have a wide range of acceptance when it comes to women: not just monster girls but also foster sisters, foster mothers, foster daughters, twins, widows, senpais, kouhais, fellow classmates, teachers, childhood friends, ojousamas, blondes, brunettes, brown-haired, silver-haired, long-haired, medium-haired, short-haired, girls wearing bobby pins, wavy-haired, twintails, ponytails, one-sided ponytails, twin braids, ahoges, curly-haired, girls in sailor clothes, blazers, judogi, kyuudougi, kindergarten nurses, maids, policewomen, witches, shrine maidens, nuns, military women, secretaries, lolis, shotas, tsunderes, cheerleaders, stewardesses, waitresses, goth girls wearing black, goth girls wearing white, girls in China dresses, frail girls, albino girls, fantasists, girls with split personalities, queens, princesses, thigh-high socks, garterbelts, girls who cross-dress as guys, girls who wear glasses, girls who wear an eyepatch, girls who wear bandages, girls in school swimsuits, one-piece swimsuits, bikinis, V-shaped bikinis, bikinis that barely cover anything, youkai, ghosts, animal-eared girls... any female is within my area of acceptance.
     
  12. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    Have you ever entertained the possibility that you're not a misunderstood genius in a world of morons, Raine?
     
  13. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    ...lol at those eyes.

    What are you guys even going on about? Anyway.

    I have to admit, I was pretty disappointed by 'that jutsu'. I know it was meant to be funny and all that, but it fell flat. I laughed because of how horrible it was, not because it was genuinely funny. At least I still laughed, though, right? The entire chapter felt like a waste of time, to be fair.
     
  14. ChaosGuy

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    Time/Chapter Wasting is a technique that has been passed down the Shounen Jump line for generations!
     
  15. Lord Raine

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    No, because I'm not a fifteen year old that shops at Hot Topic and thrift stores exclusively. I have entertained the idea that the number of people on Dark Lord Potter who can understand what a joke is comprise a vastly smaller pool than the people who do not, though

    "HAREM JUTSU IN A REAL FIGHT? RAAAAAA UNFUNNY -0.00/A TRILLION LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER RUINED THE WHOLE SERIES"

    "POST INDUSTRIAL ELITIST DOGMA STRAIGHT FROM COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA? BLAAAA RAINE YOU ARE ARROGANT STOP TALKING"


    Also, we're way fucking off topic. I find it interesting that they seem to be going to different dimensions, and yet the same castle/mansion/ruin complex seems to be present in all of them. I wonder if that's going to become important at some point.
     
  16. Fenraellis

    Fenraellis Chief Warlock

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    I'm going to presume that the former is either actually the latter, or just a typo, considering the base list descriptor. Still, I chuckled. At both the perceived mistake, and the list in general. Nicely done.
     
  17. DC

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    I think we're all just secretly angry that it was the Reverse Harem Jutsu and not the actual Harem jutsu.
     
  18. Mors

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    These days I don't follow the manga anymore, though I may go back to it once the fight finishes.

    In the mean time, this thread keeps me sufficiently entertained. :p
     
  19. Legacy

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    I'm not sure what was worse, the fact that I actually read through all of those or the fact that I was nodding my head to it?
     
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    Wasn't it a quote from that side character high schooler in Toaru Majutsu no Index?
     
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