life orb regular blaziken probably does more damage.

 

I actually like her new design.

 

Lightningrod on megasceptile gives him immunity to paralysis outside of glare and bodyslam.

 

Her legs are as thin as her arms. Bleh.

 

...What

I always thought his hair was white, MY LIFE IS A LIE.

 

Nah dude, that thing is a hat.

 

First time I learned that was when I read Pokemon Adventures just a couple years ago. Boy, that was a shock. Bit of a letdown too.

 

Mhm, I always thought he was the coolest main male character (after Red) because of his white hair!

 

I always knew it was a hat. /smugbastard

 

Well crap lol. I hope a way to transfer items comes out soon. While hoarding my gigantic collection of berries, I kinda forget they'd have to be left in Pokemon X.

Fuck.

Oh well, Hoenn was the first region to have a real berry system (gold and silver don't count), so there better be a place just as fucking awesome as the berry fields in Kalos, as well as a good source of starting point berries that are worth it (i.e. the super effective damage releasing berries, lums, salacs/liechis and the like), and berry mutation better still be a thing, because that's cool.

Am I in the minority with my berry fun? I'm so proud of my huge collection of useful berries yay.

I just wish there was a feature in the pokemon bank where you can just store items that pass some compatibility check thing. Like you couldn't upload TMs, because they can and have changed a lot, or an exp share because the functionality of that changed.

 

Well this just got released http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFlL2pW6lY8. It shows some footage and I believe Primal Groudon and Primal Kygore. The primal evolutions are a really interesting concept. Hopefully this will live up to expectations.

 

Bleeeh. I can't stand the X/Y in-battle style. Don't know what else I expected, but I'm kinda disappointed it's the same thing here.

 

All that effort, and Groudon and Kyogre still look like Digimon rejects.

/hate

 

Mega Sableye now exists. It's basically a Sableye hiding behind a huge jewel.

 

Cross posting this from the pics thread. Mega Metagross confirmed, and he doesn't look like shit.

 

What the fuck am I reading?

 

Comparatively speaking?

The truth.

 

More Megas!

Released officially:

Mega Altaria, the fluffiest fuck you’ll ever darn see. It’s Dragon / Fairy with Pixelate, and gains a boost in Attack, Special Attack, and Defense.

Mega Lopunny, ready to kick all your expectations into the stratosphere. Now Normal / Fighting, it’s ability is Scrappy, and it has boosted Attack and Speed.

Mega Salamence, who lost all its limbs in a tragic accident and now functions as a hang-glider. It gains the ability Aerilate with boosted Defense and probably other stats.

A Korean site accidently leaked two more Megas:

Mega Slowbro, who just wants to go home. It’s has Shell Armor with increased Special Attack and Defense.

And finally, Mega Audino, who is an Audino with twice the cute. It’s Normal / Fairy with the Healer ability, and has boosted Defense and Special Defense.

 

o.0 ...why did Salamence turn into a robot?

 

I felt so inspired by Mega Slowbro that I finished a chapter of my Pokemon fanfic. I'm more excited for ORAS than I was for XY - possibly because I've embraced the derp inherent to mega evolutions, and began truly, genuinely loving things for being too retarded to function.

Oh Mega Slowbro, I love you so.

I hope there's a Mega Slowking, which is like the same in reverse. Giant shell covering his upper body, with only a tiny pink pair of feet poking out.