Wow. You really put alot of effort in being stupid, don't you.
Your breathe smells so bad, you pass out everytime you talk.

You're so stupid you breathe just to keep your head afloat.
You're so fat you make elephants look like pygmies.

 

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

Edit: That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.

You should know by now, Nexus, that the edit button is there for a reason. Please use it.

-Dark Syaoran

 

My IQ lowers by simply looking at you.

My ears bleed at the sound of your angsty preteen voice.

I would forgive you for being ignorant, but your sheer idiocy baffles me.

I look at you and can't help but think of George W. Bush because of your common simian ancestry.

Ugh,I think i'm trying to hard to sound smart,bleh.

 

You! Out of the gene pool.

 

You cannot swim in the Gene pool. For two reasons, A) It is is impossible to swim in, and B) we don't want more people like you. Wait, do you even know how to swim? Or what a pool even is!

Could you please refrain from opening your mouth? It's pretty scary seeing into the back of your head. Not to mention the mirror you ate when you were 18.

So, were you so stupid that you thought the womb was a hotel room? I'm asking because apparently you asked where the umbiblical cord was in the hotel. Actually, how did you know what one is?

 

Every time you talk, I wonder what happened to the dude who was supposed to chlorinate the gene pool.

When you talk, I wish killing was legal.

 

You would've served the world better as a stain on your parents' bedsheets.

Is that your face, or did your neck blow a bubble?

I'd like for you to pose for a picture - I'm trying to draw a piece of shit.

Next time you clean your bathroom remember to mix the bleach and the ammonia. The world will be better off that way.

Do the world a favor, and go huff some oven cleaner.

When someone tells you to get a clue, that doesn't mean they want to play board games.

 

I'd love to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

 

Did you know that they've taken gullible out of the dictionary? Look if you don't believe me.
Is your family this stupid or are you just weird?
Seeing you makes me believe there is a God, and that he doesn't like you.

 

I take offence to that.

 

yo mommas so dumb, she got hit by a parked car...

 

Then I have done my job.

 

Here you go:

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favour of abortion in cases of incest.


All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.


Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," you are practically invulnerable.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.



Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass


The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.



Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

 

If you were a dog I'd shave your arse and tell you to walk backwards.
My dead grandma moves quicker than you.
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

 

We can only hope that you die before you contribute to the gene pool.
A dead rotting corps smells better then you do.
Do the world a favor, and play with explosives.
I bet that your mother is also your sister.

 

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

From the moment I picked your book up to the moment I set it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it.

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.

I don't care where you go, as long as you get lost.

It is just you.

 

From the moment I saw you, I knew there was a God. A God, who is sadistic and likes to play dice with people.

Of the thousands of sperms, it had to be you.

 

There is a war between the universe and humans. The universe tries to make things fool proof and the humans make bigger fools. After seeing you, I think humans win. (not too sure if thats funny if not ignore this)

I can feel my brain slowly shutting down when you talk. Please. Stop talk-