What's with this blatant idiocy?

That's clearly a Farfetch'd.

 

It's clearly a Mega Mewtwo receiving its own Mega.

 

Or, just hear me out, it's another one of these terrible digivolutions.

 

I have no idea what that is, but from now on I'm going to refer to it as Mega-Rape, because that's what it looks like.

 

It's obviously Mega-Excadrill, have you seen those claws?

 

Waiting for Lamora to see this, just so I can see his post about it. Like Bruno training his Machamp to do the 1000 punches in two seconds thing... because he could.

 

Ye olde pokemon comic dump!

 

Heh, nidoking's dad is shiny.

 

For shame on anyone that takes the time and effort to raise that blind little bastard known as Zubat into the sleek murderizing machine from the skies, AKA Crobat, and then throw it into a box once they've achieved this pinnacle of perfection. My latest flying amethyst death trap on Platinum has broken through the 80's and has as of this moment 214 attack, 275 hp, and 264 speed.

Lemme break that down for you undereducated Swinub; it outspeeds a twice-Dragon Dance'd Dragonite and Flygon in comparable levels. It tanks super-effective lightning, sleet, and the wrath of Rhyperior-thrown-rocks, just to smack the everloving poffin out of the opponent in a vicious one-shot-two-shot-down-you-go tactic that has served us well. Most falter after the first deadly stroke of Wing Attack, if they are not guillotined by Air Slash's much vaunted critical hit ratio first. Those lucky few that miraculously survive this assault are paralyzed with fear thereafter, leaving them befuddled at the concept of attacking this winged hellknight.[/Lamora]

 

That comic was only the second part. The whole thing:

 

Actually, fuck you. :/ .

 

I wish they kept that in X/Y :/

 

As an aside, I can't wait for the Groudon/Kyogre cutscenes on the glorious 3DS.

 

Perhaps it's a repost and it's already been in one of Zenzao (I think?)'s compilations. I don't care.

 

Pokemon as a movie poster.