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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. Tasoli

    Tasoli Minister of Magic

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    That second one so much. Every year.

    I hated my english teacher for that actually. I remember this one time book was 150$ but my father earned about 500$ month. I was young back than jr.high so didn't care much but looking back at that time now, I feel angry.

    I hope teachers will try to pull same thign in the future with my kids so I can punch them in the face.
     
  2. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    An english teacher asked us to buy a book once.

    I'm still laughing my ass off.
     
  3. Doctor Whooves

    Doctor Whooves High Inquisitor

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    Really? My English teachers either lent us books (upon pain of death), or set us stuff that was out of copyright. It wasn't like we ever used annotated textbooks, and I presume those are what would make it expensive. They told us if we couldn't analyse the text then we were going to fail anyway.
     
  4. MonkeyEpoxy

    MonkeyEpoxy The Cursed Child DLP Supporter

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    I just torrent the textbooks or, in the case of math books, I just get older copies or international editions. Fuck, the stats book I used last semester was from 2001 and it had the same practice problems as the 2013 copy.
     
  5. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Sorry, I wasn't entirely clear on this in my post: I mean among super mormon families and communities, there's no fucking way even a rumor of something like "soaking" would escape being passed around, and neither I nor any of the Reddit commentors who grew up as such had heard of it.

    That said, more than a few people from Utah wards posted saying that it was definitely a thing that was either done or was talked about growing up. What part of Utah are you in, out of curiosity?
     
  6. BadVoodoo

    BadVoodoo Sixth Year

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    Grew up in Taylorsville, a suburb just south of the city proper such as it is. I left the church (except church ball and scouts) when I was 12, so it's not that surprising I've never heard of it in retrospect.
     
  7. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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  8. Odran

    Odran Fourth Champion

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  9. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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  10. Red Aviary

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    MonkeyEpoxy The Cursed Child DLP Supporter

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    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    That's a "which of these is not like the others" puzzle if I ever saw one.
     
  13. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Seriously, I would eat a Krabby Patty.
     
  14. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    can DLP guess all of them?

    I only didn't get the last one.

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  15. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Only got the first 4... or at least I think I did.
     
  16. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Hmm... I got Facebook, Twitter, 4chan, tumblr and Youtube. Don't know the other ones, I think.
     
  17. Odran

    Odran Fourth Champion

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  18. Rehio

    Rehio Bad Dragon ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    "Get a surround with them."

    Lol, just try to get a surround with Ultralisks and their buggy as hell AI. Good fuckin' luck with that one. Best defense against Ultralisks isn't Immortals, it's a couple spaced out buildings.
     
  19. Red Aviary

    Red Aviary Hogdorinclawpuff ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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  20. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    The ones I got:

    Cracked
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    4chan
    Twitter
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    (the last one I didn't get)
     
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