Urg, I really dislike Naruto's new look. The short hair, the weird scarf...

 

At least seeing him in those shitty casual clothes made me better appreciate what he looks like in uniform now. Nothing like a case of "oh god it gets worse" to change your tune.

 

Here's what we know:

 

Excuse me.

What.

 

I think they will be three generic shinobi like in all the other movies. Naruto and co will have trouble with them, they win and then Naruto come back read to fight the main villain of course.

 

Most likely a big stupid one, a pretty one, and one with freaky powers.

 

Sounds pretty fucking gay.

 

Unfortunately most anime movies are pretty predictable. I'm guessing the "Romance" in this movie will Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/ Sakura, and Temarie/ Shikamaru. Of course nothing will be resolved and we will all be wondering what's next.

 

It doesn't sound any gayer than most of the shit that happens after the Pain Invasion arc.

 

Naruto looks horrible. Horrible. I'm not looking forward to the next movie, but I'm gonna watch it nonetheless. Freakin' Kishi.

Edit: It's ending in one week? Aren't there supposed to be 700 chapters, not 699?

 

Naruto ends on November 10 with a double chapter.

 

He looks like a grown-up, blonde Konohamaru now.
Wow.

 

I kinda want this villain to appear, and for Naruto and Sasuke just to beat the ever living shit out of him.

 

Dear god, No. Sasuke needs to die alone and unloved, and take the Uchiha clan with him.

 

I think it's pretty obvious that Sasuke is there to stay and will be making new Uchihas.

 

I think Sasuke will be doing the whole roaming bamf that shows up to fight the final boss. I doubt he'll actually rejoin Konoha.

 

I'm honestly not sure which is more painful. The concept of Sasuke/Sakura or Sasuke/Karin.

As a fan, Sasuke/Sakura bothers me more, but as a storyteller, Sasuke/Karin is more egregious.

Both options blow giant diseased tanuki balls.

If we're lucky, Kishi will pawn him off on some wench he introduces in the movie.

 

Otsutsukicest with Edo Tensei Kaguya and Sasuke as Indra's reincarnation, or something of the sort.

 

Okay, unless those puppets are the puppets of the heavy hitters from the Justice League, I am not seeing how they could cause Naruto any problems. His kage bunshin were strong enough to curbstomp kages two power-ups ago.