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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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Oct 29, 2014 #2141

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Oct 29, 2014 #2142

Not as good as the last one, IMO, but still funny nonetheless:

“Slave, oblige me again!”
“Here, master! Here!”
“Now then, what is good?”
“What’s good is to break my neck and your neck and to be thrown in the river. . . ."
“No way, slave, I’ll kill you and send you in advance.”
“But my master wouldn’t even survive me three days!”

The Obliging Slave, 79-86
Akkadian Literature

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Oct 29, 2014 #2143

http://imgur.com/gallery/JKA1X

Hilarious if true.

Ashaya said:

Taure is more than enough woman for me[FONT="].[/FONT]
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Portus;480800 said:

Mind giving a description of your gran, in particular without her bifocals and dentures?

This may sound odd, but goddamn, does she sound familiar.
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Oct 30, 2014 #2144

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.

~~ Chuck Reid
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Oct 30, 2014 #2145

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Oct 30, 2014 #2146

Sometimes, it's best to leave the graphics off the TV screen, people.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/2126...p4?versionId=gZ_MLJYoycv4mScpikkTZZzFNz.Fstx8

(Edit: put it here because it looked like a .gif when I first saw it, turns out, it's a six second video on continual play, but nevertheless...)

“Slave, oblige me again!”
“Here, master! Here!”
“Now then, what is good?”
“What’s good is to break my neck and your neck and to be thrown in the river. . . ."
“No way, slave, I’ll kill you and send you in advance.”
“But my master wouldn’t even survive me three days!”

The Obliging Slave, 79-86
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Oct 31, 2014 #2147

Zenzao;735712 said:

United Steaks of America, est. $17.76.
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Nov 1, 2014 #2148

Storm one cracked me up. Cheers

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Nov 2, 2014 #2149

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Nov 2, 2014 #2150

[Grasp Heart]

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Nov 2, 2014 #2151

The wonder of imagination. And video games.

To give surrender, my soul is wandering

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Nov 2, 2014 #2152

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Nov 2, 2014 #2153

Link to the full article:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/star-treks-uhura-stopped-at-745576

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Nov 3, 2014 #2154

To give surrender, my soul is wandering

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Nov 3, 2014 #2155

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Nov 3, 2014 #2156

^^^
Search criteria: "Persian looking for someone with unearthly eyes and strong hands, discreetly dressed but willing to get down and dirty. I'm looking forward to seeing how you'll finish me off."

Why did I write that?
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Nov 3, 2014 #2157

To give surrender, my soul is wandering

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Nov 4, 2014 #2158

“Slave, oblige me again!”
“Here, master! Here!”
“Now then, what is good?”
“What’s good is to break my neck and your neck and to be thrown in the river. . . ."
“No way, slave, I’ll kill you and send you in advance.”
“But my master wouldn’t even survive me three days!”

The Obliging Slave, 79-86
Akkadian Literature

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Nov 4, 2014 #2159

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Nov 5, 2014 #2160

Very painful MarioKart 8 experience.

Curse my sudden but inevitable betrayals.

Ur-Fascism is still around us, sometimes in plainclothes. It would be so much easier for us if there appeared on the world scene somebody saying, "I want to reopen Auschwitz, I want the Blackshirts to parade again in the Italian squares." Life is not that simple. Ur-Fascism can come back under the most innocent of disguises. Our duty is to uncover it and to point our finger at any of its new instances — every day, in every part of the world. [...] Freedom and liberation are an unending task.
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