See, that right there is the exact kind of retardation that makes me roll my eyes and, in certain cases, laugh.

 

If you're going to downplay it, then at least back it up with some information rather than put it down as laughable without explaining why that is so.

 

Besides things such as this?

Only the fact the you have nothing going for it besides the glasses. The only person Sasuke was ever MORE of an asshole towards than Sakura is Karin. There is no basis for Sasuke/Karin beyond the fact that Karin also irrationally wanted to pump out Uchiha childen.

No, she doesn't look like Karin. She got her hair color fro Sasuke and the shape from Sakura's mom(as the link illustrates). She acts like a weird mixture of both.

There is literally zero evidence pointing at Karin besides the glasses, and that's saying something considering the fact that the glasses argument is fucking retarded. She wears glasses because she needs glasses, end of fucking story.

 

Lol, so your "proof" is a wiki page that was created 4 days ago? Now who's the one providing laughable proof. Sasuke was more of an asshole to Karin by letting her actually travel with him while he flat out told Sakura no(twice), while he actually sought after Karin, yea ok.

There is no basis for Sasuke/Sakura children other than Sakura wanting to pump out Uchiha children as well. If you look at a picture of Karin's eye shape and Sakura's mom's eye shape, it looks more like Karin's. Same with the nose. Exactly like Karin's nose.

"She wears glasses because she needs glasses, end of story, despite the fact that this manga clearly has a lot of belief in genes and the fact that there's not one Haruno/Uchiha shown to ever have needed glasses, so it makes perfect sense to just accept the fact that Sarada would need glasses for no reason whatsoever."

 

Err ... no? To everything?

The wiki page is proof, yes. Sasuke was more of an asshole to Karin, yes, and if you don't remember what happened then go back to their last interaction and refresh your memory.

No basis for Sasuke Sakura? besides the fact that Kishi has been shipping it from the start?

If you look at the picture of Sarada she has Sasuke's eyes and Sakura's mother's hair. The nose is one fucking tiny line that is the same for basically ALL characters that don't have very characteristic noses.

Yes, she wears glasses just because. I sincerely doubt Kishi thought about the details behind faulty eye-sight.

She lives in fucking Konoha, in Sakura's home. That, and the fact that she doesn't resemble Karin in any way, should be enough of a clue.

I can't believe I just had this conversation.

 

I thought the end of the manga would make the silly pairing arguments settle down, not intensify.

Maybe it's just a grieving thing, though. A last shitstorm just to have it before you accept the end.

 

Implying Karin didn't manage to rape Sasuke.

 

Again, your proof didn't even exist until 4~ days ago. It's a wiki page which is easily added/changed to as new information is released. It's not like Kishimoto himself or his assistants are in control of it and its coming directly from him or his staff.

Kishi has been shipping Sasuke/Sakura? What? Sasuke has been turning down Sakura since day 1. Has tried to kill her during Shippuden, and outright told her how useless he thought she was during the Juubi/Kaguya fight. If you want a proper example of a ship that's been shipping since day 1 its Shikamaru/Temari. You could even argue Hinata/Naruto/Sakura triangle. But to say he was shipping Sasuke/Sakura despite that having been completely and always 1 sided with the other side going out of their way to insult the and deny the other and even attempt to kill at one point.

Karin Sarada Sakura's mother

Are you seriously going to continue to say she doesn't resemble Karin in any way? Really? And where the fuck do you get that Sarada's hair and Sakura's mother's hair is the same? Oh that's right, the wiki page that didn't exist until 4~ days ago, which is just plain wrong on that fact. Not only does Mebuki's hair stick out even more in the back than Sarada's, it's pointed in the middle covering up(what i assume) that infamous haruno big forehead.

Honestly the difference between Sarada's/Karin's hair is about the same as Sarada/Mebuki's hair. Cut Karin's hair and straighten it and its Sarada's. Trim/correctly part Mebuki's ahir and straighten it, and its Sarada's.

As for Sarada living with Sakura. That's easily explained with Karin possibly dying and Sasuke pawning off his daughter to Sakura. If anything the manga taught us is that Sakura would raise Sasuke's daughter as her own if he asked her to, even if she wasn't the mother.

 

Not gonna lie?

Reactions like this are the most enjoyment I've gotten out of Naruto since before Shippuden started. Barring the occasional decent fanfiction.

So yeah, pretty fucking happy about the ending.

 

Lol, yea when i linked it it was at 186, damn already an extra 100. Won't take but a couple days to hit their goal of 1,000 xD. It's fucking hilarious.

Honestly when I heard about it, i thought it was the petition to get the white house to speak on the topic(like what people tried to do with deporting Justin Beiber lmao).

 

The feels
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd...._=1423620341_b337e5d05aff1cdce9b1b06dad7ba49b

 

The series that character is from, Boku no Hero Academia, is actually pretty good and killing it in the rankings. Some similar elements to Naruto.

 

People actually debating Salad's parentage when she called Sakura her mother, in her own home.

Makes sense.

 

Don't be silly Satan. She's obviously Sasuke and Karin's child, who calls Sakura mother because she raised her - because she is one of the many women across the continent the Sauce has genjutsu'd into raising his children while he wanders around being a dick.


The truth is right there.

 

Know what my mom's foster kid calls her? Mother/mom/etc.

I wasn't aware being called Mother was undeniable proof of being blood relatives.

 

If having glasses is undeniable proof of blood relation then obviously Kabuto is the father.

 

Sasuke doesn't have a house. He's a hobo.

Just saying.

 

At this point I'm just glad that Naruto (Or at least this one.) is done with. Thank fucking finally.

But I will agree with CheddarTrek, fuck fat Anko. And I'm pretty damn sure that Kishimoto said that at least one of his favorite female characters was Anko. Which explains alot with her screen time and ending.

 

Now that its over, does anyone have a recommendation for something I can start with. Though I want something that hasn't been going on for long. I dont think I have the same time to invest as I had when I started Naruto.