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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by MrINBN, Oct 17, 2006.

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  1. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Oct 22, 2006 #21
    Vash already did that. I think.

    How many inferi can fit in a broom closet?
     
  2. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Oct 22, 2006 #22
    Must of been in a thread I didn't see.
     
  3. Thalarian

    Thalarian Seventh Year

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    17. 10 are burned to ash. 5 that are dismboweled. 1 that is beaten, and 1 that is Ginny after she realizes Harry doesn't love her and offs herself.

    How many geeks will dress up as Harry Potter characters at OoTP movie premiers and get beaten for it?
     
  4. Acelin

    Acelin First Year

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    How many people beating up those geeks will use hot buttered popcorn?
     
  5. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Oct 22, 2006 #25
    8.02987159246304101 + 2

    How many of the geeks will turn around and wave a magic wand to attack back?
     
  6. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Oct 22, 2006 #26
    Everyone. One will find out that he's really a wizard and will then get stoned to death by the catholics.

    How many stones will the catholics throw?
     
  7. the-caitiff

    the-caitiff Death Eater

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    Oct 22, 2006 #27
    Enough to do the job.

    Can someone help me get to Mornington Crescent? (Fun Fact btw that we never see in FF, Mornington Crescent Tube Station is on the Charing Cross line. If Harry were coming to Diagon Alley from Surrey and fell asleep on the Underground he just might wake up in that legendary local...)
     
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  8. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Why go there when you could come to Scotland and drink real alcohol?

    What is the likelihood that Hermione will turn out to be wonder woman in book 7?
     
  9. Sanctimonius

    Sanctimonius Guest

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    When Ginny admits her heart wrenchin love for neville

    What's the liklihood of one of Voldemort's horcruxes being a paper clip of slalzar slytherin?
     
  10. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    Considering the records, very likely.


    When will there be a Neverwhere/HP crossover?
     
  11. Leibhaftige Finsternis

    Leibhaftige Finsternis First Year

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    When I learn what Neverwhere is.(Probably wouldn't happen even then, considering my writing.)

    What's the likelihood that Ginny is really pining for Hermione and is just trying to deny being a lesbian by chasing Harry?
     
  12. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    The same chance that the monster in Harry's chest will eat his heart therefore turning him into a darklord.

    What's the chance that the monster is really just ragin hormones with an attraction to ginger kids.
     
  13. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    1x10^infinity to one if you ask jkr.

    Whats the chances of having Canon-Harry do something for himself for once?
     
  14. Thalarian

    Thalarian Seventh Year

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    Small chance since JKR is a member of the Bra Burners, and has shown that all the men in the HP universe are useless without the females. (Harry/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Arthur/Molly, etc.)

    Think JKR would give me a giant hug during a highly public and broadcast book signing if I was topless and looked like I had skin boils and necrosis?
     
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  15. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Depends if you drew a scar above your right eye or not.

    How soon 'til JKR goes bankrupt and decides: "oh, gee, time for Book Eight"?
     
  16. Erised

    Erised Backtraced

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    When she is reincarnated in her own great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatgreat great great great great great great great great Granddaughter's Paris Hilton-like body.

    When will JK Rowling actually start looking like a millionairess and smile on camera?
     
  17. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    When there is a Ginny Potter, ie. Soon

    How many children will H/G have?
     
  18. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    Oct 24, 2006 #38
    A: None. Ginny is not part of the Species Sapiens. If you'll pay attention to your high school Biology teacher, you'll find out that interspecial relationships don't produce viable offspring.

    How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
     
  19. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    Lots but they would then use them to forge more weapons to attack again. This time for gold!


    Why is the DLP IRC a madhouse?
     
  20. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Indeed.

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    Because we care. [​IMG]


    Why did Dudley become a boxer?
    [/stupid question]
     
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