I don't know what universe you live in, but from the outside perspective, being the first Parselmouth since the Dark Lord is, in fact, fairly strong evidence toward the hypothesis, "Harry Potter is the Heir of Slytherin".

 

To be fair, people believed he was the Heir of Slytherin before that, ever since he was found standing right next to Norris' petrified body and a message about the Chamber of Secrets.

Of course, that doesn't change the fact Hogwarts is full of fickle idiots, since they're still ignoring the fact Harry's best friend is muggleborn and Draco pretty openly approved of the Heir killing "mudbloods."

 

And that Harry is a halfblood himself.

 

Wizards are stupid. News at eleven.

 

Not to mention that he was found at the crime scene on multiple occasions. There is more than enough evidence for anyone who did not know Harry personally to suspect him. More evidence than Hagrid anyway.

 

As promised, here's The Blackman Trilogy. Well, Part One of Blackman Begins, at least. And it's a Part One because it turns out I'm incapable of limiting myself. I am a filthy wordcount whore; Blackman Begins is going to top 15k by the time it's done. Ugh. But anyway! Go read, enjoy, et cetera.

 

Item #: SCP-3980

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3980 is contained in a high-class security vault at Site G. SCP-3980 should be only interacted with by Unspeakables who have underwent extensive psychological evaluation and have been determined to be strong willed and loyal to the Ministry. Under no circumstance is SCP-3980 to be touched by humans with a bloodline related to Salazar Slytherin or people who were placed in Slytherin House at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Anyone wishing to interact with SCP-3980 without proper authorization is to be detained immediately and brought in for questioning.

Description: SCP-3980 is a black, octahedronal stone with a golden symbol consisting of a circle inside a triangle and a vertical line running through both of them. A jagged crack runs through the symbol and has been determined to be created by [REDACTED]. The symbol on the stone has been determined to represent the [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-3980 has been recovered by Department agents in the █████████ ██████, Scotland in 200█.

SCP-3980's magical properties manifest when it is held in hand and turned three times. Immediately after this action, a shade (or several) of the holder's deceased relative or loved one will be summoned to him, visible only to him.

The shades are only willing to stay within the 'realm of the living' for a limited time (estimated less than 24 hours) after which they will begin exhibiting severe mental trauma and terror.

As of 200█ the summoned shades have been confirmed to possess knowledge regarding SCP-███ and SCP-███ as well as the entity known as [REDACTED].

 

Alternatively, there are plenty of SCPs that seem to have magical properties.

How about: the ICW being a branch member of the GOC (but with their true identity hidden from their muggle colleagues), and they routinely send agents to infiltrate and retrieve / neutralize artifacts under SCP control. You can write it as a thriller - the infiltration and neutralization - or as a mystery - with the Foundation attempting to find out whatever happened on ██/██200█ when someone broke into and destroyed/removed SCP-████, and found out about this community of strange men and women living in secrecy known as [REDACTED].

Or better yet: the wizarding world ID'ed a SCP as some errant magical artifact, an agent or agents infiltrate to neutralize it... only to find that it wasn't what they thought it was at all, and now their magic had made things worse. Like, end-of-the-wolrd kind of worse.

 

The idea was that in this AU the regular Foundation doesn't exist and instead the various Department of Mysteries all over the world are united in secret and work to secure, contain and protect.

Alternatively, the Foundation and the Ministry of Magic may be aware of each other and work as allies. After all, the Magical World works as a self-containing SCP due to the Statute, so it's all good.

 

Did you thought about adding that to the SCP-wiki?

 

The SCP Wiki's rules are very clear that no things from established fictional universes are allowed.

 

So file off the serial numbers than, E. L. James managed to rake in tons of cash by selling a thinly veiled Twilight fanfic called "Fifty Shades of Grey".

 

The SCP Wiki guys are very particular about who they let allow add things to the wiki

 

Really? How'd you join the club? Are there users with and without editing privileges?

 

Think of it like an exclusive golf club; you either need to know someone on the inside or be very very good.

 

This answer is too elusive to be useful.

 

It is the truth. You either have to be friends with someone already a contributor, or you have to be so goddamn good that they'll have no choice but to invite you in.

I agree with such a policy because it prevents the wiki from turning into shit (which is exactly what would happen if anyone could add whatever they wanted).

Additionally, each entry is subject to rating by the members of the SCP wiki, articles which receive too many downvotes are removed from the site.

 

The SCP-Foundation would inevitably turn to shit if anyone could post an SCP. Just look at the awful games made on it.

 

Neville's incarnation of Dumbledore's Army was TOO successful. Snape and Carrows were forced to flee from Hogwarts. Now Neville, Luna and Ginny are wracking their brains, trying to protect the castle against Voldermort's retailation.

 

Wouldn't the wards do just about all of their work? It's why Draco had to use a vanishing cabinet to get Death Eaters inside in book 6.