Could be?

Also, you can't non-sarcastically use the phrase "sexy strut." I'm pretty sure that's a law.

 

Mostly posting this one for the title, which is just the absolute best.

 

MalfoyYOU ARE WHAT? » by hilda-gatita what would happen if Draco gets blind and Hermione have to take care of him? How does Harry, and Narcissa react when he say that he is blind? and the most important: How come he is blind? Come and read it
Rated: K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 35k+, favs: 13, follows: 23, updated: Dec 4, 2014 published: Jan 4, 2014, Hermione G., Draco M.

 

Good lord... I can almost guarantee this summary was written in crayon before being transferred onto FFN.

I almost feel like someone is trolling, but I can't bear to check. :facepalm

 

"Sir, the target was locked on."
"RELEASE THE DESCRIPTONS!"

 

I very nearly want to read this. Nearly.

It did make me idly imagine a Harry Potter/Rugrats crossover though.

Also, Hewrmone got me right in the funny bone for unknown reasons. That's wonderful.

HEWRHEWRHEWR

 

Hewrmone.

 

I can only urge you to read the first chapter of the fic. I just did and it's hilarious.

 

It's fucking beautiful.

 

So I had a look, by which I mean reading the chapter name and first sentence. Biting my thumbs was the only thing preventing me from giggling like a schoolgirl in a room of four grown men who are currently sleeping.

In separate beds. Just to clarify.

EDIT: Is the bee-keeper girl a nod to Sally-Anne Perks?

 

Seriously?

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Even better

 

You'll get paid to read it?

 

Oh My God...I have the worst headache after reading the first chapter. It seemed custom designed for this purpose...God bless her if she really doesn't know what she is doing and curse the bastard if she is purposefully fucking with us. :fire

 

The things you find if you ever open the HP fanfiction main page...

 

so yeah. gigawat.

 

Male...wat?

 

Don't know which is worse, mpreg or male...breastfeeding?

 

I guess either is fine as long as it's...not incest XD

 

It doesn't matter how that sentence finished, these words should not be used when talking about the aforementioned abominations.

 

Drailey Fanfiction Book one out of 8 » by Drailey42 A re-write of the Harry Potter Books in a made up character named Hailey's point of view. How could a future Death Eater be best friends with the golden trio? How could Hailey, a supporter of Voldemort, be dating Draco, murdering her best friends, and falling in love with Harry? If you want me to skip to the parts I just said tell me and I will.
K+, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 9k+, updated: 2h ago published: Feb 13