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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v9.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Feb 13, 2012.

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  1. Vulcan

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    Not technically a summary, but somebody had an audacity to name the story 'Harry Potter and I'm bad at titles'. :)
     
  2. Hero of Stupidity

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    Feb 22, 2015 #382
    The Night Dreams, But The Morning Sees by PhreshxxxBear
    On a mission, Sai is raped by Kyuubi in Naruto form. Unexpectedly, Sai finds himself pregnant and the baby is more than likely Naruto's.How is it that he got pregnant? And Why is it that Naruto is denying Sai's child? NaruSai. SemeUke. Mpreg,rape. Enjoy!
     
  3. Odran

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    Feb 22, 2015 #383
    At least it warns you in advance of the horrors that lurk within, rather than force you to find out on your own.
     
  4. Hero of Stupidity

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    Feb 22, 2015 #384
    How To Save a Life by Elizabeth Anne19
    Forget everything you know you've been taught through Disney about mermaids, this has to do with mermaids, but their not Disney's. Horrid half fish creatures that hunger for human souls. Gaara is half incubus, Naruto is his best friend there are NO LEMONS
     
  5. Newcomb

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    Feb 22, 2015 #385
    Done.

    Wait, with what?
     
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    Feb 22, 2015 #386
    That's what mermaids often look like outside of children's fairy tales.
     
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    I didn't even know that was naruto till the end: what the fuck
     
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    Feb 23, 2015 #388
    Finding Ruin by misunderstoodninjaluvr
    Ruin is no ordinary girl.Her body is covered in angry red lines that she made.She cut them herself.It was her only way to deal.But when she has to go to a neighboring village, she meets someone who will change her life forever. Naruto/OC
     
  9. Steelbadger

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    Feb 23, 2015 #389
    It is indeed.
     
  10. Hero of Stupidity

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    Feb 23, 2015 #390
    Naruto: Hero of the Leaf by HyperA1985
    Shinigami saved Naruto's life and Naruto vowels to repay Shinigami's kindness with souls of dishonorable people.
     
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    "Will you give me the souls of the unclean?"

    "Oh, aye. I owe you."
     
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  12. Newcomb

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    Literally the worst summary:

    Here's my review: Go look up the word "summary."
     
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    what's even better is this review.

    OMGZ! HAHVAHD! And I GoTZ FOLLOWERS!
     
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    So he vowels...new word I haven't heard about?

    Edit:
    Also this

     
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    Feb 24, 2015 #395
    :fire
    It's amazing how fast you can decide you'd probably hate someone...

    I think dialogue in summaries is one of my pet peeves. Yes. Yes, it definitely is.
    Especially dialogue that makes no fucking sense. This isn't 'stream of consciousness' or anything, it's stream of diarrhea.
     
  16. Newcomb

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    Feb 24, 2015 #396
    Just going to sit here quietly for a bit and contemplate the universe.
     
  17. anvyl

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    'almost INCEST' I think my mind just broke.
     
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    I think we should now exclude fics with summaries which have the word 'mpreg'(shudders) in them. Too many of them in this thread.
     
  19. Genghiz Khan

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    Feb 24, 2015 #399
    How is something "almost" incest? It's either incest, or it's not.
     
  20. Hero of Stupidity

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    Feb 24, 2015 #400
    You know... just the tip.. to see how it feels.



    I will show myself out.
     
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