Okay, here's the game. You make up a funny, outlandish title for a Harry Potter fic. You can put up as many as you want, and this isn't turn based at all, it's all just for fun.

I'll start:

Harry Potter and Hooked on Phonics, the path to the Spelling Bee!

 

Harry Potter and the Power of ginny's love.
LIKE PLZORZ READ THIS! I LIKE SUK AT SUMARIZZIES111!!!1!1

 

The above one was lame...

 

The above one should keep the mouth shut...

Don't you mean 'Huked On Fonix' ~_^



Harry Potter and The Neverland Ranch
(Pre-Philosopher Stone Fic)

 

LOL, too great.

Harry Potter and the Never Ending Trial

Sequal to Neverland Ranch

 

Harry Potter and, you know, liek, stuff
Harry gets a makeover by his american cousin...

Harry Potter and the distraction of nak-ooh, shiny...

Harry umm Potter, and this err other dude, you know, this guy that did ... stuff

Hmm, quality decreasing towards the end (and the other way 'round as well ... I'd better stop now.

 

I'm Just a Ministerial Decree... Harry Potter meets Schoolhouse Rock.

 

Harry Potter and the Power of the country fried, slightly burnt, oven baked, over cooked, microwavable barbecued sparrow.

 

Harry Potter and the Power Of The Starbucks ESPRESSO!!

Harry Potter And The Music Of Duran Duran.
Summary: Harry Is Hungry Like The Wolf! And Likes Watching Girls On Film.

 

Harry Potter: Bathroom Fungus Made Fun!

Curious Potter and The Man in the Yellow Hat

(I can't claim credit for this one, but it's funny nonetheless Ron Weasley and that Stupid Kid with the Glasses

Harry Potter and the Itsy-bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Invisibility Cloak

 

Harry Potter And The Horse Love

 

Harry Potter and the Hungry Hippos.

 

Harry Potter in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
considered title for CoS

 

Harry Potter and the Far-Right Conservatives

PostOOTP Harry Potter had always been a racist. He just never knew it. When a letter from Gringotts tells him he's inherited the strings behind the entire British National Party, the secret is revealed. Now an ultra-conservative, Harry sees the light and wages war against the liberal crossdressers of Hogwarts.

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Harry Potter and the Chingy Academy of Pimpology

PostHBP: Utterly terrified of Voldemort, Harry decides to just run away and hide. Finding himself in the slums of Nottingham, he quickly finds that he needs an education to survive the dangerous streets. Dragging his first bitch Ginny Weasley with him, he enrolls into the prestigous Chingy Academy of Pimpology. He'll need more than a pimpcane and a magical pimpslap to come through alive...

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Harry Potter and the Retard-Who-Lived

AU Nobody is quite sure how Harry Potter survived, but they all agree on one thing - it wasn't his intelligence. Join Harry and his down syndrome affected friend Ron Weasley as they battle against the mean nurse and her tranqualizer shots. Can they save their Fragile X syndrome friend Hermione from the evil Headmaster Tom Riddle and his Euthanasia before dessert?

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Harry Potter and the Indpendent Reality Check

PostOOTP Breaking free of his bonds, Harry trains for a year with a time turner and faces Voldemort. Watch as he dies a painful, horrendous death while getting a much needed reality check.

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A excerpt from the Retard-Who-Lived:

'Harry trumbled up to the head table. "DEET DEET!" he shouted at the Headmaster, pointing and clapping. "DEET DEET!" McGonagall just stared.

"Why the Hell did I ever start working here?" she asked rhetorically, while Riddle looked on in sympathy.'

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Harry Potter: The Musical, complete with tapdancing Potions Master Snape. Discover the magic of Hogwarts through deafening musical displays and paper sets. Immerse yourself in substandard seating and mediocre refreshments as you watch underpaid performers lose all their dignity.

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Harry Potter and the Magic of Heroin:

In which Harry and friends discover the magical power of heavy drug use. Potions Master Snape discovers the final ingredient to the fantasmic potion he just tried to make one day... Marijuana! Fun and hilarity ensue as Snape force-feeds the potion to Potter, then it's down to the kitchens to relieve those munchies! Later on, alcohol abuse in the dormitories leading up to one question...

How the Hell did I end up in bed with Professor Dumbledore?

 

Harry Potter and the...Large Cat That Looks Suspiciously Like Aslan?

Harry Potter and the Question of 42


[...I'm stopping now. For my own sanity.]

 

Harry Potter and the Hot Coffee Mod