Nope. Too close. Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way.

 

I thought about clicking that link, but my future self noped so hard he managed to shatter the space-time continuum, reach back through the rift, and slap me in the hippocampus with a flash memory of spiders.

Thank you for staying my hand, future self. You're a real mensch. *temporal fistbump*

 

Lmao they're falling from the ceiling like clumpy black snow

 

That was Ron's room 101.

 

Oh, god. I've been in a room like that.

You walk in, and notice the black clumps on the ceiling. The first thing your brain thinks is, "mold." Then they move.

The realization isn't instant.

"Wow, that's a lot of spiders. In the room that I am in. Above my head. Above the exit." And you want to run, but where do you go? So you dive through the door and spend the next six hours feeling like spiders are crawling all over you.

 

Well that's horrifying.

Have some Old Negro Space Program to wash that off with. Even after all these years, it's still one of the funniest things on the internet.

 

Secrets of the Viking Sword

 

What if google was a guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws

 

youtube.com/watch?v=zHPqO0UnaW8

Spells from all HP movies. Pretty cool. Can you tell which one they missed? (I think there's only the one missing, but I haven't watched the movies in ages)

 

DJ Schmolli - Ode To Rock 'N' Roll (Video Edit)

If you want to laugh at people who do drugs, watch this.

I'm a big fan of electronic music and even I liked this video.

 

Why I Hate Interviews

TIE Fighter - Short Film

 

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Crowd control simulator, or a whole bunch of CGI Man U fans getting wrecked by a giant spinning beam? You decide.

 

Hey, that finally got finished. I remember a few years ago someone took what he'd finished up until then and added sound effects to it [link]. Jury's out on whether that guy did the music and effects better, though the finished version has completed animation and everything. I think I like them both.

 

Anyone remember the two parter Naruto vs Lee live action film? Well, the same guys made another one, this time about Neji and Tenten. It is appropriately cool.

Edit: Watch the after-credits scene.

 

Raphael - one night, while his master was out, a young page notes that the door of his private workshop remained open. Out of curiosity, he goes through the door and ventures into the workshop ... but he will discover what he should never have!

 

Soap Dongs.

 

Cool phone holder.

 

Seth Brings Jon Snow to a Dinner Party - Late Night with Seth Meyers.

I must say that Kit Harington is better with comedy than I expected him to be.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLiYjWU3x60

 

Neanderthals + fire ... yeah, this is how it probably started in RL.