I was going to describe how all humans are related, and how the closeness of the relation required for it to be incest varies from culture to culture, but then I decided not to.

 

It probably refers to how some adaptations (and a lot of fanfics) refers to Sirius and Remus as Harry's uncles even if they don't have a blood relation. Either that or the fact that Draco's mum is related to Sirius. And while personally I don't see the point of Mpreg fics, it doesn't really surprise me considering how many of them there are (whether on this thread or a casual fanfic search).

Still... Lionsnake Manor? Seriously? If the author wanted to name something that represented both houses it could at least have been a Quimera Manor. It would also have served as a symbolic representation of how most Slytherins are ass-holes too. It is also concerning how the place they live in is Malfoy Manor. I mean, Sirius has a house, so does Snape, presumably so does Remus, Harry could live alone (via bad fanfic convention if nothing else) but Draco? How the hell do they live on Malfoy Manor? Did the author kill of Lucius? Did she go out of her way to reduce conflict by eliminating family members who could oppose? Bad premise aside, way to waste an oportunity. Unless it is a sequele. Which would mean there is another story with said sixsome.

Edit: Oh wait. Sixsome. That means Lucius is on it too. Or Narcissa. Or Bellatrix depending on the author.

God be merciful.

That said, shouldn't there be a new influx of bad SM fics with the "50 shades of grey" movie coming out recently?

 

Huge Family by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
The Octuplets are the Potter 8 children James Harold Potter and his 7 siblings that were born at the same time as him. All of the married. Each one has children. What will happen when James and Lily turn up alive on July 16th 2000? What will the others say? How big has their family gotten?
Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: Jan 28, 2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Rick C., Kate B.]

 

Are you going to post it 8 times as some kind of meta-joke?

 

Huge Family by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
The Octuplets are the Potter 8 children James Harold Potter and his 7 siblings that were born at the same time as him. All of the married. Each one has children. What will happen when James and Lily turn up alive on July 16th 2000? What will the others say? How big has their family gotten?
Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: Jan 28, 2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Rick C., Kate B.]

 

Hacker Magician Smoke by Lord of the Phoenix
Harry Potter was an 'evil' genius. He dreamt of getting all of his enemies from the light to the dark. He saw magic as if it was digital, and treated it as such to hack the world of magic and change their world. He walks within Smoke and Mirrors, the trickster of tricksters. Hero her villain, he is disorder and a new strength to the corrupt world of magic, incorruptible!
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 536 - Updated: Feb 21 - Published: Jun 4, 2014 - [Harry P., Luna L., Astoria G., Tracey D.]


... err... wut?

 

The title is what makes it hilarious

 

Lord of the Phoenix, oh jeeze.

He changes his name about once per month to some new ridiculously grandiose name. You can sum up nearly all of his stories as Harry (and quite often Fem!Harry) makes himself/herself a harem/lesbian harem, steps all over and outmaneuvers Dumbledore, shames and defeats Ron who is a straw sexist, and then defeats a ridiculously over the top Voldemort.

A few years back when I was new to fanfiction a few of his stories were somewhat shameful popcorn stories to me but then he decided all of his stories were awful and rewrote them to be 'better', only all his did was insert as many awful cliches as he could into them.

 

Analbeadla

Analbeadla

Analbeadla

Analbeadla

 

That is beyond hilarious

 

Twin

Twin

Twin

You keep using that word son, but I don't think you know what it means.

 

He could be several minutes older. Twins aren't born at the exact same time, you know.

 

I know, an technically there is nothing wrong with that summary. It's just that when I think about twins even if one of them a few minutes older I think them as equals, but in this type of story it's kinda stupid. Here Naruto is the all powerful big brother and even with Naruto present Harry was abused. what...

 

I hate stories that focus on the character that came from a different universe then fuck over that worlds characters to make them more awesome

 

Harry of House Dracul by JMTGryphon86

 

Yeah, that sounds totally hot.

 

Didnt you hear? Gorgon porn is all the rage these days

 

Well, snakes are similar to tentacles.

 

Dragons Heritage by Doragonkage
Harry Potter awakens early in the morning of his 16th birthday to find himself, and possibly his entire world, changed as his heritage settles in, meet Harry a new submissive in the world of Drackens (I have Starlight Massacres permission to use the creature concept the she has made for her story Rise of the Drackens) Will contain male on male romance, sex and various other things)

 

Terrible story? Almost certainly. Terrible summary? I don't think so. It tells me exactly what I want to know: that I should never ever read this fic.