HOLD ON!

You mean to tell me... My Immortal wasn't Taure trolling the fandom?

 

How?


More importantly, why?

 

Download the page, edit text in notepad, take a screenshot of the edited version, change the color hue in Photoshop.


Amusement.

 

Or just right-click > Inspect Element and change from there.

 

Great work, Xandrel. What did other Xandrel write for it though?

 

Absolutely nothing

 

If syed was actually everywhere....he'd be skynet.

 

He is. You just don't know it because he has created a matrix world for us to live in.

 

I'm stuck wondering now what it'd be like if those authors actually wrote those stories now.

What beautiful dissonant chaos could Swimdraconian cause if he wrote about space wizards with an axe to grind and a groinsaw to thrust? Or if My Immortal, through the awful spelling and characters, actually managed to flesh out an intriguing magical system with all the attention to detail of Taure?

Would the stories of Joe be tainted with 50 Shades of Stem ramblings, or would his Methods of Rationality suddenly be worth the hype it receives? And just what the hell would The Stalking Ballsack by Nuhuh be about, and why do I want to read it so badly?

 

World of Rationality? Don't give the guy any more ideas now.

 

I think there is a real story like that out there...

 

Rationalities of Time

Magic favors the understanding. Harry Potter was raised to be a hero, a lover, but not a fighter. Cut down in the Battle of Hogwarts, he wakes up two years younger with a new purpose. Learn all that Voldemort has learned and beat him at his own game. Fortunately, he has all the time in the world to understand.

Until, of course, he doesn't.

 

Say what you want about the insanity of Bella/Snape pairing, but this is some fine quality art, props to the artist.

 

Snape kind of looks like he wisher his wand was a dagger, whether to stab her or himself, I'm not sure.

 

Well, according to the artist.

 

Not to mention it's pointing at his crotch.

 

lol. The only way that's Snape is if Bella caught up to him right before the Calvin-Klein-Model polyjuice potion wore off.

A for technique.
D- for canon representation.

It's a good picture, but it's missing that "I was just on my way to brush my teeth for the first time ever and use an angle grinder to fix my beak, but I tripped head first into a room temperature deep frier" look that Snape is supposed to have.

I'm not sure what advantage you get, in a duel, for using the "Buffy Summers" grip on your wand.

This, on the other hand...


Actually, I'm not sure what to say about this except that, ironically, Ron shot first but he was still the one who ended up full of slugs.

That's got to be on Moody's list, right next to not putting your wand in your back pocket.

 

So I'm looking at the thread and see people talking about Bells pointing a wand at Snape's balls, but I'm not seeing the picture anywhere. Am I blind? Wtf are you talking about?

 

https://forums.darklordpotter.net/showpost.php?p=814778&postcount=1153

 

It's his own wand thats pointing that way.