I've no interest in seeing MS stooped to the level of Super Saiyan with something so stupid. I don't even think a person can unlock the MS if they're not jounin level.

I'm assuming she has some sort of injury from the war. Probably why she's a stay at home mom or whatever.

On top of that consider that he's fast enough to cross the continent in a few minutes going by his fight with Naruto.



On another note I'm so glad Sakura isn't the mother. Hate that pairing.

 

Maybe he is wandering around getting women pregnant. Fastest way to restore his clan and ensure their survival by keeping them the fuck away from each other.

But seriously, it probably won't be explained. Sasuke will just always be wandering except when he isn't for plot purposes.

 

So is there any good fan fiction of the new manga yet? Because if not, I'll write a trollish one shot and label myself the best writer in the fandom for a day

 

Seems like it would be kind of difficult to distinguish between chapter 700 stories and the new series.

 

Kishimoto goes out of his way to redeem characters. There's no way that Sasuke abandoned his daughter and went off traipsing the land without a very good reason.

 

Now that I think about it when was that picture of team Taka even taken? I can't imagine Sasuke wanting to put hunting Itachi on hold for pictures.

 

Literally what possible reason could there be other than death to not show up once in 13 years? It's not like distance would be much of a problem for him.

The only explanation that would make him not a douchebag of the highest order is if he didn't abandon her at all and literally had no idea she existed. Like he unknowingly knocked up Karin shortly before he went on his hermit journey. That would just make him probably kind of a douchebag.

 

Probably in the period after they took down Itachi and before Sasuke went full douchebag.

 

Such a period didn't exist.

 

Did Orochimaru ever say he stopped trying to go after the Sharingan? I mean, Sasuke could be hunting him down to stop any potential Sharingan theft against his family.

 

Just replace their names with their kids' names and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

 

I feel this is true for everyone except Sarada. Boruto just as petulant as Naruto was, but at least Naruto had an excuse, Boruto doesn't which makes him even more unlikeable than Naruto was which is a feat of strength.

Shika's kid is even more of a clone than Boruto was. Chouchou is the same. Sai's kid i guess you could say is different in that he didn't have to go about "learning" emotions. But on the whole, disappointed at the lack of individuality with their kids, aside from Sarada. Not that i was expecting better form Kishi though.

 

I'm actually writing this thing. It's far more fucked up than even I had imagined it would be.

 

I was talking to Roarian on IRC when I finally figured it out!

I think Karin finally managed to get Sasuke drunk enough to sleep with her, and Sauke begrudginly acknowledges the kid because yay Uchihas. Sakura finds out and steals baby Sarada, kills Karin. Sasuke doesnt know it was Sakura, so he's spent the last decade and a half looking for her everywhere BUT Konoha, where he knows Naruto has turned it into a playground. Meanwhile, Sakura fed Naruto some bullshit about marrying sasuke and having his kid
and he was all "thats great"
Sasuke has no idea
he still looks for Sarada to this day

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

 

What's sad is that convoluted mess of events will end up making more sense than whatever trainwreck Kishi feeds us.

 

So the other kid's name is Mitsuki, which means 'full moon'. I'm even more convinced now that he has a connection to Otsutsuki Toneri. Their appearance, fashion sense, and the name all align.

And apparently Sarada will have an active Sharingan, which marks the first time a female Uchiha has been shown with one. But this isn't actually the manga, so... not quite canon.

 

Shitty, but the first one I found in this theme.

 

I seem to recall a scene where Suigetsu teased Karin for doing something to Sasuke. Judging by her reaction to stop him from blurting it out, it might have something to do with how Sarada was conceived. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a test-tube baby tbh.
Karin molesting an unconscious Sasuke isn't out of the realm of possibility either. She definitely was creepy and deranged enough. It would also explain Sasuke's aloofness regarding his daughter.

 

No way, Karin totally would have hopped on unconcious Sasuke dick for sure. She'd prefer the full experience than the creepy medical experience.