I see all of suppressed the memory Naruto using it against Kaguya.

 

I know right no way that would actually happen!

Just chalk it up to early installment weirdness. It wasn't implied at all that the Third had ANBU follow Naruto or that he had planned it all along.

Edit: Ninja'd

 

NEVER FORGET.

 

Man, Chou Chou is annoying as fuck.

 

Or you can speculate, that is was all a genius plot to smoke some traitor working with ours truly Lord Voldemort Orochimaru.

I know it was being done for cheap laughs.

Or that was the usual shonen genre chep laughs shit.

Unless the story progresses and you have the opportunity to shoehorn some kinda deeper meaning into it like see above...

 

Naruto is probably intentionally letting them follow him.

 

Chou Chou actually made me laugh. Kishi seemed to have done that entire thing to make fun of Sarada.

 

Woah man, you really captured Kishimoto's artstyle. Good job on that...cause that definitely wasn't in the manga.....nope...

 

Objectively, it actually is a pretty devastating move. No matter who you are, you're going to be caught off guard if some giant tits or a pair of nuts pop up in your face. Even if you're an android with no hormones whatsoever, you'll still be thrown of by your opponent's change in mass XD

 

And just think of what Naruto would've done, if he learned the explosive clone technique!!

 

New headcanon: Naruto uses the explosive sexy jutsu to teach his kids sex ed.

"If you're not married and you put this into that - "

BOOM!

Ninja Parenting 101.

 

Honestly, with the shadow clone jutsu and henge, who the fuck needs a girlfriend? I mean really it's like the ultimate form of masturbation if you think about it.

And best part, you can't get a shadow clone pregnant.

 

And you they explode under pressure.

And you keep both sets of memories ...

 

Fine by him.

 

Considering Naruto didn't even notice the memories until Kakashi laid it out for him after 3 and a half years, if that was a problem for you i'm pretty sure you can ignore them if you wanted to .

 

That is true, Naruto never noticed. Naruto never had a cock in him either.

 

C'mon now, we all know Sasuke has been inside Naruto since their first kiss.

 

Nah, they are a typical shounen romance. They have been in love with each since the beginning, but physically the relationship goes nowhere.

 

I'm a spastic who can't read the rules

It's bad. Chocho is clinically retarded. Like really...

 

Well, at least Naruto noticed the genin. It's sad that we needed this confirmation.