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Who is the best girl for Harry?

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Alexx, Jun 21, 2015.

  1. Rhaegar I

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    Guys, isn't it obvious? The One True Pairing is Harry/The Female Personification of Hogwarts. It even explains why Voldemort hates Harry (he wanted Hogwarts for himself).
     
  2. KGB

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    I have always thought that the right girl for Harry is someone that is unrelated to Hogwarts.

    Where Harry can use the relationship as a way to move past Voldemort and the rest of the shit that has happened to him.
     
  3. ScottPress

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    The best girl for Harry would be Emma Stone. Then again, she would be the best girl for pretty much anybody.
     
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    She's adequate.
     
  5. ScottPress

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    I can tell you haven't had a good head-whacking in a while. :colbert:
     
  6. Atram Noctem

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    Nah, she's for Neville.

    Reverse-Animagus Hedwig is clearly the best fit.
     
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    Can I use this thread to request a Time-travelling Harry/Hagrid's Mum?

    The best girl for Harry is Cornelius Fudge's daughter, a seventh year Hufflepuff during his fifth year. That she is best friends with Daphne Greengrass and Tracy Davis only reaffirms her loyalty, which transcends house rivalries and is a key part of her character. She is meant for Harry, because she knows how crooked her father, and while she can't outright act against him, she wants to prepare Harry for what is coming in the form of Umbridge.

    Together, they work for the good of the students, preparing to teach them all that they can. But she can't be seen as a part of the DA, as word will get back to her father, so she helps Harry with private instruction. She even tells Harry to hook up with Ginny, though he has no inclination to do so when she is around. They end fifth year, after Sirius' death, by having salty wet teary sex on the Astronomy tower, and then she disappears to go into hiding.

    Nineteen years later, Harry receives a cryptic message from one Ms. C. Fudge, and an address in Sicily. With his wife out of town on business and his children all away at school, he decides to pay her a visit.
     
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  8. Warlocke

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    Best girl for Harry. Harry/Lupin isn't even an option here, nor should it be anywhere else.

    What the fuck is the matter with you?

    Yes, I'm kidding, I know what you actually meant.

    I'm just glad there's at least one, single, solitary, site on the internet where someone can ask "Who's the best girl for Harry?" and someone will say, "Daphne Greengrass doesn't count, she's basically an OC." Instead of just reflexively blurting out, "Herp derp, it's Daphne! Because I read a fic with Daphne in it once and loved her because she was so poorly defined that I could just imagine her as whatever the fuck made my naughty bits stiffen the fastest, and I'm one IQ point away from a turducken."

    Good on ya, as they say. [​IMG]

    Canon timeline?

    Does Harry wait until November 2006, when she turns 18 and he's 26, or... something less socially acceptable?

    Nothing gets the juices flowing quite like finishing a romantic, candlelit, dinner for two, and then your girlfriend horks up a pellet full of undigested bones.

    "Merlin, that's hot! Don't think I'll make it to the bedroom, sugar-beak, let's just do it here on the table." :eek:
     
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  9. TheWiseTomato

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    The best girl for Harry is my dick.


    Am I doing it right?
     
  10. Andrela

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    Well in that case the best girl for Harry is Emily Blunt.

    I mean, have you seen Edge of Tomorrow? She's hot as hell!

    And she's only 3 years younger than Harry, it all works out.
     
  11. Nerox

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    And that accent...smexy.
     
  12. ScottPress

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    I could agree to that, especially since it leaves Emma for me, hurhur.
     
  13. sirius009

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    It's really a ridiculous question since it's so subjective.

    JK obviously thought that Ginny's attitude and personality were what Harry needed (or she just got lazy and realized a vocal majority of her fans wanted Harry/Ginny).

    Fans of Harry/Hermione believe that Hermione has always been there for Harry and is his true best friend (and looks like Emma Watson) therefore they should get married.

    Harry/Luna shippers like her personality and the fact that in a sense she's just as damaged as Harry.

    Personally I like the less common pairings, I know it's been said, but a character like Gabrielle Delacour or Daphne Greengrass are basically OC's with a vague outline (French, part-veela, younger sister to Fleur Weasley // Pureblood sister-in-law of a former DE, JKR has said that Astoria wasn't well-liked by Lucius/Narcissa b/c she wasn't prejudice against muggleborns, so it gives an idea of how the Greengrass girls were raised). I've always liked this because you have some tease of how the character is supposed to behave but nothing else has been fleshed out, which, in my opinion, gives a character like Padma Patil more versatility than a character like Hermione, who's opinion we've heard on every topic.
     
  14. Odran

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    Isn't Gabrielle 6 years younger than Harry?
     
  15. Andrela

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    My mother was 7 years younger (20) than my dad (27) when I was born.

    I fail to see the problem here.
     
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    I think it generally goes: a 24yo Harry Potter goes on holiday to France and bumps into an 18yo Gabrielle - cue romance.
     
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    Well, once again the best pairing to go is the Voldebabe route.
     
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    Especially when it happens during Goblet of Fire, eh?

    Nothing like that ~70 year old woman on ~15 year old boy action. :sherlock:
     
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