I was looking for a particular story I'd found a while ago and came across a Snape/Lockheart (EWWWWWW!!!!) That got me thinking. What are the weirdest pairings you've ever come across?

 

H/Male

That's as fucked up as it gets, it would never happen.

 

Harry/Dumbledore's Wrinkles

Ginny/Fred/George


...

I win.

Edit: Or, rather, Gio and Chuck win. They are the ones who created , after all.

Edit #2: I once saw a Harry/Firenze fic. Scarred my innocent mind for life, that one did.

 

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Harry's elf pet (w/e his name is) with hermione XD

Harry and Ginny's eyeball

P.S. Really Fuegodefuerza? I once saw a Narcissa/Firenze fic. Mind-Bleach anyone?

 

You saw these pairing in a story or are these the weirdest you can think of?

I think these ae supposed to be actual pairings, if they are Link please.

 

I've seen just about every pairing you could imagine.

The strangest was either a porny Hermione/Umbridge one-shot...

or pretty much any variation of Harry/Snape. *retches violently*

 

http://www.ficwad.com/viewstory.php?sid=12834

Read at your own risk, all credit goes to Gio and Chuck, I strongly advise those with a weak stomach to steer their eyes away from the fic.

 

Fridwulfa(Hagrid's Mum)/ Hagrid's unnamed dad. What exactly were the 'mechanics' of that pairing?

Edit: No I haven't read this in any fic. But my idle curiosity went that way in GoF when Hagrid's mother was revealed.

 

Fridwulfa/Harry/Hagrid/Fang

*Porn music plays*

Bow-chicka-bow-bow-chicka-wow-wow

 

According to the rules

Quick question: is the restriction only for images? Anyway, if you really want to read Hermione/Umbridge porn, go here:

http://foreword.livejournal.com/

And find an entry called "Toad the Wet Sprocket" from 9/26/2005. (No images/direct link, should be fine, yes?)

 

I'm fairly sure it's only for images if you look at the ammount of office links that pop up.

Anyway, pretty much every HP story involves underage sex anyway.

 

LaeVus,

Do you really wan't me to find stories? If so simply reply yes, but ask a senior member about my reputation first
They know what horrid things I can conjure .


madeyemoody

 

Eh, all they need to do is to find some of your old posts madeye...
Oh and the last poster that posted a graphic pic was... time-banned? Or something like that idk.

 

I've seen H/Giant Squid and H/Fawkes before. I'd say H/Hedwig in most circles but here at DLP it aint so odd.

 

Cholores Umbang, fo sho.

 

One of the weirder pairing's that i have come across (but one of the best!!)
DGD's snape/troll
http://www.ficwad.com/viewstory.php?sid=12931
^ Absolute gold

Another different pairing that I haven't seen before is Harry/Fat Lady

 

One of the best stories ever is called 'Dobby's Nose'... look it up.

 

No, do not let madeyemoody search. God no, look at the 'awesomely bad' thread for a reason why. Please, God no!!!!

 

Muhuhahahaha

Russian Roulette

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2716668/1/ Harry/Dumbledore

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2762746/1/ Harry/Hagrid

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2695390/1/ Harry/Dudley

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3024852/1/ Fudge/Ron

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2834518/1/ Hagrid/Malfoy

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2904686/1/ Voldemort/Slughorn

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2494918/1/ Ron/Snape

madeyemoody

 

There's 7 of them though