No way, Von. It's a race to the top. Or is it the bottom...?

 

ugh, I'm starting to fluff something bad.

But like. Everyone I want to lynch is GONE. What do.

 

Von! stop spamming, start making dinner!

I already think you are town newcomb, but if you want we can talk about how much we love Von while he prepares our food!

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Well, get your knife out and we can make a wild chase scene out of it, if you want.

 

My knife? Who do you think I am, Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf?

I'd much rather have a gun, if we're going to make this a halfway decent chase scene. That way I can just shoot Von if he gets too far ahead.

 

Is that a threat?

 

Nah, I'd never shoot you, Von. Who'd cater our fancy dinner party? I prefer to win the post count battle fair and square. I mean you're getting N1 killed anyway, so I'll pull away later on.

 

You heard it here first, folks. If I die Night 1, it's because Newcomb is scum and wants to have the most posts.

Also if I'm in charge of this small intimate dinner party inside a bigger cannibalistic dinner party, there is a 99% chance it's macaroni and cheese.

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What did people even post about in Narutomafia that there were 400 posts in a single day???????/ Like I feel as though I've been blowing up the thread with nonsense but it's barely been a page.

 

Yeah but like 350 of those were MathBlade/Titus.

 

vegetarian? you have a lot to learn young cannibal.

starting a dm game now. I hope my company won't be too dull during it.

Newcomb, dont bring a gun, use something more personal. an ice pick sound like fun to me!

 

I admire them as wordsmiths. I could use that kind of inspiration the next time I need to write a paper.

I keep trying to think of something game-relevant to do and all I get is a big fat ?. Uh.

Zenzao
weiyaoli
Citrus
Jan
Newcomb
Rubicon

are all definitely town, lynch the outsiders, gg.

There, I tried.

 

We could try to hard scumread each other von and come up with murder fantasies .. pretty sure thats what they did.

Von is mafia here. only posting fluff content, not trying to solve the game. Newcomb is his partner enabling him along the way.
And I am the one they want to eat tonight!

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I agree with your set of reads, lets kill von!

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i can already see a mafia missquoting this d3, when trying to lynch me.

 

That actually sounds like fun, can I play?

Snowvon is lock wolf, because there's this thing called TWTBAW (Too Wolfy To Be A Wolf) and Von is obviously TTTBAT. (Too Towny To Be A Town.)

Heh. That kind of sounds like "titbat."

 

if this were final 3 von .. you were dead, just sayin! we both have solid cases on you and you are just sitting there claiming cannibal.

 

I mean I guess this is better than noone posting at all. lol

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How does it feel being petty humans, which are just animals, rather than part of the superior kingdom of Citrus fruits? 'cus cannibals don't want none of this

 

Fucking around is better than a dead game.

So Von I'm just going to call you "titbat" for the rest of the game. Suck it.

 

My murder fantasies for you all:

Jan - buried alive. I'd sit on top of your grave and make pleasant conversation with you through the dirt until you died.

Newcomb - have your limbs tied to horses, who'd walk in opposite directions until you were ripped apart. I admit I'm 100% stealing this form the medieval episode of Spongebob.

Citrus - death by flies!

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HEY JAN HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'LL BE ALIVE DAY 3

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Newcomb, call be titbat one more time and I will vig you.

 

Von, are you going to murder and eat Jan?

 

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/1v1_aa0cd1_1774358.gif

 

well you are dying n1, newcomb dies n2 .. so i have to be alive d3, right?

 

yes

and I am going to enjoy every minute of it

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I mean, have you seen my avatar? Does that look like the face of mercy?