. Hidden Magic by Chocola Emo Shizzle
When someone she loves is killed right before her eyes, Kaitlin, a Muggle, suddenly bursts with a strange, new magic. Life as she knows it will never be the same again. This new life is full of wonder. Full of magic.
Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3620 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 11-18-06



Gentlemen by fredsgurl reviews
The year is 1792, and Potterverse has to deal with love, marriage, and of course the Ton! Nonmagic. Mostly RonHermione.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8188 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 10-29-06



When Irish Eyes are Crying by Lady Aphadriel-order of the kai reviews
Emma's fourth year. With the cup and tournament, the Irish Society comes to the forefront! Cedric and Emma's friendship is tested, and Emma and Draco are testing new waters.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26075 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 10-8-06


A Witch's Story by numbah 1 HPFan reviews
Kailey Macauley is the first ever American to enter Hogwarts as a student. Will she be able to keep her secrets hidden from the Golden Trio? ok, so I can't write a summary but Please review! thanks! PS: writers watch for 'I am The Cure' thnx
Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22487 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 9-12-06


16. Never Lose Hope by JesusChick4Ever reviews
Hope Collins' whole life changes when she's learns about magic and is kidnapped by death eaters. She looses her family, but will she gain another one on the way? Will she trust Harry enough to be his girlfriend? Will she find the acceptance she longs for?
Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30889 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 8-6-06



. Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Guardians by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
['Power Rangers' crossover] After 'HalfBlood Prince', Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are given four remarkable gems, giving them powers beyond their imagiations... the powers of the Guardian Power Rangers
Fiction Rated: T - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37162 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 12-24-05


A New Life in San Francisco by phoenix catcher reviews
Charmed HP crossover. Harry leaves his world after losing everything and settles for a not so muggle life in San Francisco and befriends the Charmed Ones and their family. Slash ChrisxHarry, animagus, wars, Voldemort and wicca powers galore. Review and le
Fiction Rated: T - English - Action/Adventure/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41787 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 8-14-06



London Bridge is Falling Down by Megaluhoo reviews
Because you grew up with a bloody perfect family!Your parents never hit you and you weren’t expected to become a death eater and go off randomly killing muggles.Your parents and older brother aren’t about to be tossed into Azkaban,now I have Mary to watch
Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5821 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 10-2-06


All on the first page of ffnet. They are critically aclaimed masterpieces. Completely undiscovered talent and originality!!111ElevenOne11!!!110ne

 

LMAO!

Creativity may be dead, but apparently originality is still in it's dying throes.

 

How does a doll...? Nevermind.

I know this may sound girly and OoC for me, but... EWEWEW!

... say what? What kind of summary is that? Here I was thinking that the point of a summary is to tell people a bit about the story to get them interested.

She set her heart on him? Must of been messy. Who's "amy" and why would this obvious must-be self-insertation want Ron?

What happens now is a utterly unoriginal story that a flame-happy person needs to find.

 

I don't know what's worse the spelling or the story. I read the first sentence and ran away as fast as I could.

 

And this one. If you don't know what to put in a summary than you don't know what your story is about and if you don't know what your own effing story is about then you shouldn't be posting crap on the internet.

 

That's as bad as it gets LaeVus.

Double post though, that gets you into trouble.

I had a WTF moment when I saw this.

 

Ok, that makes me NOT want to read it.

 

That line is probably better than the fic itself.

Hogwarts High School by BabyGirl4life reviews

Summary's inside because it wouldn't fit so all you gotta do is READ AND REVIEW! Rated T for lauguage later on.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3614 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 11-18-06​

Wow, that sure makes me want to read your fic!

 

I'll take "what the fuck?!" for 200 Alex.

 

QOTE/I'll take "what the fuck?!" for 200 Alex. /QUOTE

LAMO!

 

I see a period splice, a couple cliches, and why the hell would Snape name his kid Lindsey?

Yes... wtf would Snape need a spouse for, especially if it's Harry? He seems perfectly happy being an unmarried ass with an utter and undying hatred for him. Well... Christmas is coming up in next month so I guess I could buy the author a brain.

 

I just read it. It is even (slightly) funny ...



This one looks great:

Harry Potter and chanced life by AngelFromSlytherin

This is a story about Harry Potter who chances a lot. Not in a bad way, not in a good way. this is my first story
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06​

If you look inside the fic, you'll notice Harry also chances his pyjamas. I can't help but wonder if she means something entirely different ...

 

Wtf is chancing!? Oh, I read it too...

Faith in Humanity Status For PsychicLunar: Negative 300 mark reached.

That was the worst introduction to an Original Character I have seen since my own first fanfic which I dropped faster than my internet speed should have allowed. Not to mention the ending to that chapter...

 

In The Teacher's Library by Hermione's Equal reviews
Harry and Hermione spend the summer before seventh year begins at Hogwarts, trying to discover the way to defeat Lord Voldemort. AN: Quite a vague review... but I don't want to give it all away.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7708 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 10-9-06

What the hell is up with the library these days. Honestly I think Madame Prince should just set up a room and start charging people hourly.

Never Enough by GrimWriter reviews
Draco Malfoy goes to any length to have Harry Potter's love...even turning himself to a girl and becoming Livia Malfoy, cousin of Draco Malfoy...a transfer student...implied slash...HPDM
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3808 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 10-15-06

Not even going to dignify this with a comment.

Claimant by Damn It All reviews
HPDM Slash. AU from 5th year. This story might by of some interest.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30017 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 10-6-06

Thank you for telling me everything I need to know so I won't touch it. Even with a ten foot pole.

The Painful Guardianship by dinasamirs reviews
Summary:AU Finally Snape and Harry get to the “bottom” of things. A Snape adopts Harry Fic. The story starts by the end of POA and takes over from there. Contains spoilers to GOF and Ootp. The story involves spanking of childrenteens. If you are not c
Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134876 - Reviews: 873 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 7-18-05

The "bottom" of things. Wasn't that a porno or something. And whats a "childrenteens"?

 

Paris Hilton Attacks Hogwarts by InvisibleLilacNights reviews

What happens when Paris Hilton finds out she's a witch? An even bigger question, What trouble will she create at Hogwarts? Read to find out! The story takes place in the 6th year.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2663 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-12-06

They can't be serious.


The Start Of Something New by Siti reviews

well yeah,i know it sounds like the High School Musical Song,but it's not.Hermione finds out that her foster parents are the Grangers and hmm...things get more confusing and crazier from there.Why don't YOU read instead of me telling YOU?Go on!You know yo
Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4516 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06

 

This has got to be the worst idea for Harry Potter ever conceived.

I think it even beats out HP/SS and H/D MPREG.

uke:

 

I know some others that beat those, but since I'm in denial that I ever saw them I won't say a word.

Is it just me or are there really more and more terrible... strange... things on FFnet?

Who names their cookie Duncan of all things?

I'm serious, this was the whole summary.

This was called 'Magic and Stuff' and was labeled as Romance/Horror... tell me how that works, really.

 

Ah ... well ...

Position yourself in front of a mirror.

Now watch your face.

Observe it closely.

Ok.

Now while you do this, start to think of a romance between Harry and Snape.

Don't you see the horror in your eyes?

 

(PsychicLunar has followed Dark Minion's step by step instructions.)

Horror indeed was visible in my eyes... and my whole face in general. Now I shall search for more stupid summaries in order to wash my brain of the horrid experience of visualizing those disgusting scenarios of pedophilia and utter atrociousness.

Yes, this summary tells me much about that.

...

 

Lips of an Angel by advent kisa

Hary's just listening to lips of an Angel and Draco showes harry he has lips of an angel. this is after Draco broke up with harry

Complete - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06

Ugh. Not only is the song shitty, but it was actually turned into a shitty slash fic. God I hate the world.