The worst was without a doubt Centaur!Harry/Centaur!Snape.
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It's somewhere on ffn, dont ask me to look for it though.

 

Eeew, that would be pretty nasty. I don't know about most disgusting but the weirdest pairing I've ever seen was Myrtle/Squid (Before she died). I've not got the address anywhere, I ran across it competely at random, so you poor (read: lucky) people won't get to read it.

 

Well I've got two fic's that are pretty hard to beat, in squick factor that is.

Severus Snape/Whomping Willow

Lord Voldemort/ Trevor the toad

Litha

 

I'm trying to imagine that, but all I'm getting is Snape getting repeatedly whomped in sensitive areas, and not in any sort of enjoyable way (well, for Snape at least). Throw in Harry with a video camera, an invisibility cloak and an empty bottle of love potion and I think you've got an instant humorfic.

So now we know where he goes when Neville loses him! Off to moonlight trysts with his half-reptilian lover no doubt! I guess this is toad licking being taken to it's obvious (though disgusting) conclusion...

 

I saw 1 one time. Sprout turned everyone in the castle into different things and fucked herself with them. like dumbles was a long yellow dildo Harry was a metal rod. Hermoine was a owl. Ron was killed and she fucked his dead body after turning it into a female body. very disturbing shit. Dont ask for the link I have no clue were it was

 

Top of the page at FF.net, Snape/Trelawney. My eye won't stop twitching.

 

.Can anybody say OVER-EXAGGERATION?

If you're gonna say something like that,make it Lord Voldemort/Nagini.

 

Um, Snivellus should never, ever, ever be in any pairing. Ever. And Trelawney is my most hated character in the books. She annoys the hell out of me so much it makes me weep when I see her portrayed as anything other than an incompetant idiot, which she is.

 

Harry Potter/SI Character

The author is a guy. *shrugs*

Saw it in ff.net a long time ago and I'm not sure if it's still there.

 

I've seen a Harry/Dementor somewhere (possibly from a link here). Thankfully, I seem to have blocked most of it from my mind.

 

My uh, well i guess you could call him a friend wrote a Ginny/Blast-Ended Skrewts once. I almost gouged my eyes out after that one. Almost felt sorry for the whore, almost being the key word. Haven't seen that friend in a while, want to say that he was committed or something.

Also just remembered that I stumbled upon a Harry/Flobberworms fic once. Still get shivers from that one.

 

>_<...............I'm glad you didn't read it.Wouldn't want someone like you to read such a fantastic story.

 

The only H/Dementor story I know is "You Did What?" by nonjon, it's mentioned that Harry woke up after a long night of drinking in bed with a dementor's cloak. Bob rushed in screaming about what happened to his virgin daughter... It ended with Harry crying and begging them to exorcise the demon baby he had living in his stomach. I don't know why you'd block that from your mind since YDW? is one of the great humor stoies of all time.

 

I think he was talking about 'Rise of A Dark King' by Naga's Shadow.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2855278/1/

 

That looks to be the one Jheph. Checked the reviews and saw Female elf!dementor mentioned.

 

*shudder* Draco/Harry/Dobby (--I had to critique this one. It was done in a Creative Writing Class.)
Fem!Harry/Snape
GinnyasLily/James Potter

Please...please don't ask me to say more.

 

I'm sorry but anyone who says The "Neville/Plant/Prof Sprout" pairing in is horribly misguided

God that was fun to write, Chuck and I should make a sequel (and we should refuse to proof read it for spelling, grammar, and continuity errors like we did the last one).

But other than that I would have to say that the most fucked up pairings I've ever seen have been:

Hagrid/Fang/Cho's Corpse/Dumbledore

and

(this one I didn't have a hand in creating although I'm incredibly jealous of the person who dids imagination)

Lucius Malfoy/Buckbeak.

 

At some point in IRC I linked a Harry/Dementor rape fic. Sadly it wasn't complete.

*Cries and cuts him self while contemplating Hari Kari*

P.S. /Sarcasm

 

There's nothing more to be said, is there.

[There are some seriously wacky things about HP and it's fandom: that's the most polite way I can say that.--*head implosion*