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  1. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Didn't have time, the world was coming to an end. Besides, tomatos give me gas.

    Ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better?

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    This is the 300th reply for this topic, if anyone is keeping count
     
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  2. Jon

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    Can't say I have.

    Do you know the muffin man?
     
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    I do know the muffin man.

    Where does the mufffin man live?
     
  4. Void Sorcerer

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    In Hermione's pants.

    If you live tomorrow, but died today, what's going on?
     
  5. Jon

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    You're a timewarper, you crazy hussy!

    Why do people never go along with the flow of the questions?
     
  6. The Dark Lord Squash

    The Dark Lord Squash Denarii Host

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    Cause they are all newbs.

    Why does Amerision love sheep?
     
  7. Mercenary

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    Do not question the Amerision of Sheep.

    What am I?
     
  8. The Dark Monarch

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    A Taco That Craps Ice Cream.

    Where did I get that saying from?
     
  9. Void Sorcerer

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    A fortune cookie.

    Why does tomorrow never come?
     
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    South Park

    becaue it has erectile disfunction

    Why do girls where thongs but get offended when you stare?
     
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    draco664 Fourth Year

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    Either that means something different from where I live, or you have a seriously warped foot fetish.

    Why do fundamentalist Christians feel insulted at the thought that people evolved from other life forms, but have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt?

    Draco
     
  12. The Dark Monarch

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    I have no Idea.

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  13. Jon

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    Thong == Bikini

    I would Hurl Pizza slices.

    What flavour?
     
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    Meat Lovers

    Just how much would these lovers love it?
     
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    Enough to fuck it.

    Why would they do such a disturbing thing?
     
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    Because they are pizzaphiles.

    If people ate water and drank dirt what would they sleep on?
     
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    Beds.

    Who invented the bed?
     
  18. Void Sorcerer

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    Void Jr. did, he gets tired sometimes and needs a comfy spot to rest.

    Three lefts make a right. And three rights make a left. So how come three forwards don't make a backwards? Or Vice-versa
     
  19. Fading Dream

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    because neutrons taste like cherry.

    If you are driving in your car and the truck tire falls off, how many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?
     
  20. Void Sorcerer

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    73.425 with one slightly curved.

    I walked down the hill, and rolled back up it, what am I?
     
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