Title: The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter
Author: Jam for President
Rating: M
Genre/Suggested Category: Humor
Status: 2 chapters (small amount of words, though)
Pairings: None (Although, Harry is a self-proclaimed sex-god.)
Summary: Everyone has always wanted to know what's REALLY going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head. Guaranteed Giggles.

Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/jam_for_president/TSCDOHP01.html

Funny post-HBP diary of Harry Potter.

Quote about Bill and Fleur's wedding: "11:57 AM

I found the cake. It's really big with those plastic figurines and everything.


12:00 PM

I love magic. The plastic Fleur now has the face of a swamp rat. Just standing there in a dress. It's hilarious if I say so myself.


Which I did. So you know it's pretty goddamn funny.


12:06 PM

Mr. Weasley didn't think so. He gave me a stern talking to about behavior on his son's wedding day.


So I told him how upset I am about Dumbledore and how I'm really anxious about the Horcruxes and I've just been acting out of character lately. He just patted my back and nodded solemnly.


How awesome is that?


I can just be like "I'm Harry Potter, feel bad for me" and people do."

 

Not a good fic, a bit funny at time's but this part put me off the whole thing,


Day Two - 5:15 PM


I fell asleep in the Weasley's garden and had a dream about Ginny playing Quidditch naked (or as the Americans say it - nekked) except her boobs were Quaffles.uke:

1.5/5

 

Nice find. Pretty funny.
3.8/5

 

Oh! I get it! it is new kind of fic. It is an "retard!Harry" type of fic.

Total crap. But, I must say, that the second chapter was better. But, it is still an pice of dog crap.

0,5/5 (for couple funny moments)

 

Heh. I found it funny enough. The Fellowship of the Bling reminded me of a review of Lord of the Rings by Maddox on the best page in the universe.

3/5

 

That was hilarious! Loved it. Especially this bit

Token Black Guy, classic

 

Wow... this story is complete trash.

0/5

 

Rofl, pretty funny but still trash. 2/5.

 

I like it. Not gold or anything, but just a nice relaxing read that's kind of funny.

Slightly above average.

3.5

 

Nothing amazing, but still some of chuckle-worthy moments.

A good way to spend ten minutes if you have nothing else to read.

3/5

Spoiler

9:43 PM

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Well, in case we needed to steal something or get through a rough neighborhood, we could use a black guy. They're always fast and excellent at avoiding the law, although we might get stopped every once and a while and be checked for drugs.
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We'll take that chance!
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9:46 PM
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Dean is excited to be a part of it.​

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Its funny, but some parts of this just piss me off, So I'm giving it a 3/5

 

this story was like taking what could only be the most literal incarnation of james potter ever, and sticking a HARRY in front of the james. hes a total dickwad. i like the previously suggested retarded!harry idea.

1/5 if your tripping on some sort of hallucinogenic drug.

 

Pffft... and ya'll say I'm harsh. I'm giving it a 5/5 just to spite everyone.

BTW, this is a HUMOR fic, don't take everything so seriously.

 

Pretty funny, actually. I'd give it 3/5.

Spoiler

1:05 PM

Some little boy just came up to me and asked, "What are you doing?"

And I was like, "Eating."

And he said, "Oh."

So I said, "Damn right."

He looked pretty satisfied. Probably dumbstruck from talking to me. I have that effect on people.

 

I like it. Its funny enough. 3/5

 

You can only go so far with idiocy. This is like George Bush, he doesn't even know he's outrageously stupid.

Oh, and Harry's hitting on Ginny.

1 / 5

 

The whole basis of the Ginny hatred is because of her character, not her looks. He's not saying he loves her or anything, he simply wants to shag her. He also spends half the time calling her a slut.

 

Yeah, not one of my greatest posts I must admit. I'm grasping at straws that aren't even there.

I demand 'sleeplessness slack'!

But I think doc_gerbil's got it right... Harry's acting completely James-esque, with a bit of Eric Cartman from South Park thrown in. Most of the jokes are in the style of Family Guy; randomly put-together jokes in bad taste.

Even unseriously, this fic is no funnier than Michael Richards' visit to the comedy club.

I grant you .5 for my 03:19 brain cell absence, but still. 1.5 / 5

 

Huh! I think this is hilarious. Loved it.

4/5!!1!