I guess you networked well in your youth.

I like how you're completely transparent.

@ All

Thank you for the congrats. Pleased to be part of DLP history. Don't piss me off though, I've become cantankerous in my old age.

 

You'll never catch me, old coot!

Also, congrats, Palindrome! No idea who yak is since you don't go on IRC much =/ Hop on so I have one more mod's ass to kiss!

 

Thanks, [everyone who congratulated me]. Everyone else: I'll remember this slight.

I was astonished when I received the offer of modship from Raven and the support of the moderators. Their trust in me is both humbling and the kindest compliment. I'll do my best for you all.

Now that I'm a mod, I promise that my personality will change completely. By year's end I'll become drunk on power and start a campaign to ban everyone who uses the word "irregardless" or misuses "literally" and "figuratively". On another note, I'm open to bribery and appeasement. Thought you ought to know.

I love you all. Except you. You know who you are.

 

Oh snap!

The Yakarajah is slowly becoming reality! We must turn to Plan B: Deluge Yak with so much CK2 that he slowly merges reality and his CK2 life! Like, literally! And figuratively! Irregardless of how deluded this may seem, this will be done!

Congrats to all the new mods!

Edit: Yak

 

And so Fishthulu gains another slimy pseudopod-hold on the world. Congratulations Palindrome and congratulations Yak.

On an aside, (apart from completely legitimate reasons) anyone ever wonder why Taure's never received the G? manipulative!DLP trying to curb !grey super!taurekochan for the greater good, anyone?

 

For the past few years I've often been out bush for weeks at a time, working 14hr shifts on sites with complete or partial phone bans. There wasn't much time left over for DLP. My work situation changed a few months ago which is why you're seeing more of me about the place.

 

Nice one guys!

 

Congratulations to Yak and Palindrome. May their reign of terror be everlasting and cruel.

Good choices, the both of them. I still fondly remember that yak helped me fixing my steam issues on my last laptop and for that I shall always give him an alibi once he inevitably starts abusing his powers.

 

I knew syed would be great one day, it is my most proud and happy feelings that I feel I must convey in this toast.

All hail syed, our new overlord.

 

Oh dear God? Please tell me this is a joke and we didn't just seriously Syed a Mod?

I guess it's good I built that time machine -Cackles-

 

I'm happy that DLP has become far more democratic and elected the mod we all wanted.

 

Congrats yak and Palindrome!

I never thought I'd see the day when syed evolved.

Also, what is with the pink users? Nevermind I just found it. Hm.

 

I think it's largely because I would make a terrible moderator. Just a suspicion that this might be involved.

 

*sweats nervously about that one time he slighted 'Stone in Mafia*

All hail our new overlords? (Although syed? Wtf?)

 

Congratulations to the new mods! Although I was able to know ahead of time who one of the mods were going to be Palindrome

May you ever rule with terror and cruelty

 

What's going on with all the colours? Suddenly everywhere you see a purple name. Obligatory congrats and all that shabang.

 

I prefer terror and creativity. It's better when they don't see it coming.

I still can't believe you're the only one who glanced down at the 'moderators' section of the board. I was a shadowmod for a good two days and it showed up on every subforum!

Nerox: it's all a conspiracy to get everyone's post count below mine of course

 

When I first joined I was young and full of derp. Yak Pm'd me and politely encouraged me to harden the fuck up, though he himself was a noob. Never forgot that, Yak.

Pal has provided much fun on irc while managing to avoid becoming the English Irene and gaining respect by being far more level headed than any fifteen year old girl should have been.

Ched is hella smart and embodies the spirit of DLP, writing, gaming and fuckery.

Nuhuh... You were always a mod anyway, really. This is just giving you the green.

Congrats, guys.