Sesc just can't enjoy romance unless the woman is at least plotting to kill or imprison him.

 

Let's not diverge too far from the topic here. Or are you offering yourselves for the new Mods?

I agree that there's too much stereotyping regarding the houses. But since this thread is all about the stereotypes, Hufflepuff for the win!

Regarding Beauxbatons: If you're at Hogwarts, that means you're English. That means screw the French - figuratively.
(Except for Fleur. She's the exception)

 

I think any English guy would fucking love to screw Fleur.

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Fanfiction has taught me that the only possible solution to this debate is a harem of all houses present. The fates demand it, and the death gods, yadda yadda.

 

So, what you're saying is, every Hufflepuff is a Mary-Sue or Gary Stu, at least relationship-wise.

Yeah, JKR fell short in a number of areas in the books, but writing Mary Sues was not one of those areas. Maybe it's time to re-read the books and pay attention to how they treated Harry early on, and again after Cedric died.

 

That was a direct copy paste from pottermore. Those are Rowling's words not mine. If I forgot to sitethat I better go do that now.

 

In that case, she needs to go back and read her own books rather than Retconning houses, relationships, sexuality, etc., to appease later criticism or whims.

 

Not every information written in Pottermore is directly from JKR. While Rowling might not be doing the finest work these days, I highly doubt she would write an article like this. This looks like something from MuggleNet.