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Complete Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - NC17

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by annihilation, May 26, 2006.

  1. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    Greatest ginny beat down of all time YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    This has got to be one of the funniest smut I've ever read. The chapter was awesome.
     
  3. Spokojnyj

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    Hi-la-ri-ous. But later, when thinking about the whole Bellatrix thing and Ron's comments
    I got the most gruesome epiphany: 'That's where Molly gets the wool for those Weasley jumpers' :eek:
     
  4. coupdmain

    coupdmain First Year

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    I was about to recommend this fic, if nothing but for the first chapter...

    this continues for a couple of chapters, with even Fred and George fainting due to intensely disturbing imagery.

    This is a easy read kind of fic, not something for the serious minded.

    I do love “Carmella” and “Natasha,”. :D

    and it is obvious that it is post HBP.
     
  5. I liked it
     
  6. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Hmm, I didn't much like this chapter. I think that the voyeur!House Elves kind of squicked me. It wasn't as long as the others, either.
     
  7. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    I thought the whole thing was hilarious, except for the voyeur!House Elves. I'm with DarthBill on that one...
     
  8. Harpy Prince

    Harpy Prince Seventh Year

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    Thank you! Someone finally says it!
     
  9. thapagan

    thapagan High Inquisitor

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    oh no, parents talking about sex

    danger will robinson
     
  10. thapagan

    thapagan High Inquisitor

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    Updated, still producing smiles giggles and chortles.
     
  11. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    That was an ok chapter. I love the Luna character. How much do you wanna bet that she found a few Crumpled-horned whatchamacallits?
     
  12. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    I'm sure that's what she was talking about. Harry's just getting worked up over thinking she ment horcruxes.
     
  13. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    That update....

    That was wrong. I want to cry.
     
  14. Moloch

    Moloch Groundskeeper

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    Dear God, this author is the smut version of Rorscharch's Blot! Funny as hell, man...

    But, the last scene at the end was just wrong. Funny, but wrong. Ugh...
     
  15. thapagan

    thapagan High Inquisitor

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    And thus the new extra bold, underlined, flashing adult warning was created.

    I nominate this fic for the "new depths of depravity" award. Ow that hurt.

    Funny, shocking, like a train wreck you have to look....
     
  16. The Dark Monarch

    The Dark Monarch Backtraced

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    Its not all that shocking considering South park did the same thing.
     
  17. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    Doesn't matter who did it before... its still wrong... Funny as hell but WRONG.

    I don't know weather to laugh or cry or cringe....
     
  18. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I started reading this today and I have to admit, it's a bit overrated. It was okay but I didnt believe it was that funny. I havnt gotten to the last chapter yet, but I hope it improves.

    It's funny, but I expected more.
     
  19. Stalicon

    Stalicon High Inquisitor

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    I liked it a lot as stated, but really I'm just glad to be in tears because of the lewd humor and not shitty writing

    MoreTalentThenAthreeYearOld++
     
  20. Jaypallas

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    I really like this story, I love to read about the thought processes of males in puberty (therefore I like reading this forum :p)

    I read in a few stories about that naming the boobs/nipples of the girlfriend custom ... is that really something (some) American /British teens do/ joke about? It is unheard in Germany (Like that notion, that girls have germs when boys are 8-11).
    Please answer me, I really like to know, I’m thinking since 2 days about that! :-D Just imagine who much less fun German Boys must have!
     
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