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  1. Nexus

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    Same reason bugs are attracted to a bug zapper.

    Which story on FF.net with the maximum number of flames?
     
  2. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    The one with the moth, because flames are attracted to it.

    If John is going to Brooklyn at 2 miles per hour, and Andre can cut five slices of bread per minute, why?
     
  3. The Dark Monarch

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    Because Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.

    Why did the " I Wish " game thread get shut down?
     
  4. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    Because someone wished it.

    Why hasn't Scorpion Soceror updated for so long?
     
  5. Void Sorcerer

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    Do I look like the author?

    Why do women claim that all men are stupid, then go and swarm the playboy in town?
     
  6. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    'cause he Bitched and got beaten down.

    Because it is what their brain dictates for them to do, lawlz.

    Ninja ph00 dances for ____?
     
  7. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    You.

    Why is three a crowd and not an orgy?
     
  8. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Because Vash declared so.

    Is my avatar perfect for the Daphne in Vene or what? It even has a slight lip imperfection. Which some of the people who have read it may link to something in the story, lawl.
     
  9. Void Sorcerer

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    I find her exceptionaly hot!

    There is suppose to be a word that ryhmes with everything. But what ryhmes with "Orange"?
     
  10. Jon

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    Porange... <_<;.

    I just woke up, whose souls shall I devour first?
     
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  11. Falcon

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    Blorenge.


    |)0 '/0|_| |_|//|)3|2574//|) 7|-|15?
     
  12. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    32.45

    Who sold "Planters'" Nuts?
     
  13. deathtehfluffybunny

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    Planter's wife after he went sterile.

    Who bought his nuts?
     
  14. Jon

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    His Childhood friend.

    Why did she do that?
     
  15. deathtehfluffybunny

    deathtehfluffybunny Fourth Year

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    She always found his nuts a bit too salty.

    What flavor would she have perferred?
     
  16. The Dark Monarch

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    Chocolate Salty Balls

    If you found your parents having sex while covered in Mayonaise, what would be your first reaction?
     
  17. Jon

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    Shotgun Mouthwash.

    Second reaction?
     
  18. Darius

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    Injecting bleach into my veins.

    Your eulogy?
     
  19. Inquisition

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    Here lies (insert name here). He/she died (silly cause of death here), as he/she was frequently known to do. During his/her too short a time on this Earth, he/she was a good person, known to (good deed here), donate to (insignificant/ridiculous charity here), and even (some perverse sexual act here). Though he/she shall not be greatly missed, as he/she had no friends but many lovers, (insert name here) made his/her mark on the Earth, and (type of lifeforms here) will certainly miss his/her presence.

    Can you tell if this eulogy was found in a Mad Libs book?
     
  20. deathtehfluffybunny

    deathtehfluffybunny Fourth Year

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    No, the bleach left spots in my vision.

    What left spots on your vision?
     
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