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How to keep the Statute of Secrecy? (or, Why Are Them Still Hiding Half-Arselly?)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AndreScutieri, Nov 13, 2015.

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    That comes from Hagrid, who isn't exactly the smartest or most politically astute person around.
     
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    ...Who has still been a citizen of the magical world and part of that community for decades. Are you going to ignore facts just because the person saying them is perhaps a little bit slow? You don't need to be super smart, knowledgeable or politically astute to know the main job of your entire fucking government.
     
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    It's funny how the Ministry has a Accidental Magic Reversal Squad, an Obliviator Headquarters and a Muggle-Worthy Excuses Committee, a Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office, but a "Muggle Relations Office" is never mentioned. If not for the Minister of Magic to Prime Minister encounter, one could think the MoM doesn't even recognise Muggles have a government body.
     
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    Because it doesn't and shouldn't exist.
     
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    There's the Muggle Liaison Office. I'm pretty sure they were responsible for the Prime Minister shenanigans in HBP.
     
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    It should also be noted that the majority of the series was set in pre-2000 and while I wouldn't say that our technology was terrible at the time, we have come a long way since then. For all we know, the epilogue could be taking place in a world where magic has been exposed to the muggles and both sides are living in harmony.

    I know, extremely unlikely but it would make for a hell of a fanfiction to explain those 19 years.
     
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