Avian lesbianism? Sounds like something out of ff.net. I approve.

Also, since veela are firebirds and Hedwig is a snow owl we could create a shitty shipping name too.

 

"A hoot of ice and fire."

 

Fledwig


:facepalm

 

What if she could turn into a cow?

 

Well...she would be a really pretty cow I guess. Aberforth loved his goats so this stuff isn't exactly unheard in canon.

Harry would have to...milk the situation for all its worth.

Edit: This thread is going to be moved to Sick and Perverse soon.

 

Or she would be the only cow in history to do the milking.

 

You're one sick, brilliant fucker, Seratin.

 

Imagine the blow to Harry's male pride when he finds out that Fleur has just been using him to get closer to Hedwig.

 

Still better than Cho.

 

I dunno. If you delete Cedric from HP, Cho is just a super hot Asian athlete with a Scottish accent.

I think I'm okay with that.

 

Cedric was already...deleted in GoF.

God that was awful.

But you do have a point about Cho.

 

After reading "A Black Comedy" I'll always ship Cho/Grawp.

 

Hmm...do they have a kid? I'm kind of curious how that would work.

 

Hmm...

Throughout Fourth year, Fleur researches --on the side-- a way on how to permanently Transfigure a worthy bloke into a man-owl hybrid, being inspired by the origin of the Quintapeds.

If there's one thing that Hogwarts did have her own school beat on, it was its library of Transfiguration texts.

Harry saving Gabrielle seals the deal on her choice, and her sister gets a new brother out of the deal, to boot!

 

Yao Ming

...

 

No. I have a feeling that half giants come from a giant mother. We never get any of those good old mating facts from JK Rowling.

 

Eh, everything is possible I guess. Magic just gives the middle finger to small stuff like genetics...or logic.

Reminds me of Hermione's little polyjuice accident. Had she stayed in that form she could have been the mother of a new race. The cat face would be a bit off putting, but if some anime are any indication there would be plenty of willing dads.

 

Never go full furry.

Edit: Unless it's Lola Bunny.

 

You mean Lopunny? :/

 

... I can't tell if you're serious.