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The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam for President - M

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by TheIllusiveOne, Nov 27, 2006.

  1. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    Yeah, because everyone knows I go around giving random fics high ratings all the time.

    /sargasm
     
  2. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    I chuckled once or twice. Perhaps I should try reading this tomorrow, if I still give a damn. I'm fucking sleepy right now.
     
  3. Xenon

    Xenon Professor

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    Oh lordy. While some of it made me cringe at the stupidity, the majority of it was amusing, and the section enclosed in spoiler tags made me burst out laughing. Perhaps it's just the sleep deprevation, or maybe it jumped up a point for using an internet meme, but I'll give it a 4/5.
    5:43 PM
    Gabrielle just threw herself at me. Not literally. That would be awkward. But anyway she was all over me. Not surprising.

    5:45 PM
    I'm such a stud.

    5:46 PM
    So we were mekkin out and all that and I tried to get up her shirt and she just started giggling and rolling on the ground.
    ????
    Girls are weird.

    7:25 PM
    Ron says that me making out with Gabrielle is illegal. Because she's like eight years old or something.
    What? Is he gonna call the Popo on me? They're always trying to catch me ridin' dirrrtttyyy.
     
    Last edited: Nov 30, 2006
  4. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    I thought it was friggen hilarious. Reminds me alot of the Harry from my fic, to be honest. 4/5
     
  5. CrashLTD

    CrashLTD Fifth Year

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    Earned a few chuckles. a 2/5 though.
     
  6. fantasyfreak

    fantasyfreak Fifth Year

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    my god this has to be in my top ten of biggest pieces of crap I've read 0/5
     
  7. Afiz

    Afiz First Year

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    I was going to comment on how almost every review here feels like tough love, but after reading the work I can understand. However, it does have its moments. 3.5/5.


    The Fiz
     
  8. The Terror

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    Incredibly sophomoric. The Trash Bin is a good place for it.

    0/5.
     
  9. BloodLust

    BloodLust Banned

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    Haha, it might be because I have had like no sleep in quite a long time, but i like fell of my chair in some huge giggle-fit.

    However...I will probably read this again in the morning and hate myself for laughing at it.

    So I'm going to refrain from rating right now, in case I make a terrible, terrible mistake.

    Edit: I just noticed I said 'like' twice in one sentence. Definately sleep-deprived.
     
  10. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    I wish I was more sleep deprived when I read this, it would ave been much funnier. But I have read much worse so 3/5, it is average.
     
  11. Quidam

    Quidam Guest

    -1/5.
    Yeah, I can't read this. I just really can't.
     
  12. haroon_angel

    haroon_angel Fourth Year

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    nah, i dont like it
     
  13. Brooklynight

    Brooklynight Seventh Year

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    Idiotic but still amusing, 3/5

     
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