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Ginny Songs!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Sep 10, 2006.

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  1. Nexus

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    Dec 11, 2006 #21
    Inquisition@lmao ... Dunno why you say Badly sung, cause I could imagine the tune along with the song almost perfectly.

    Amersion: They oughta air that one instead of the regualr Spongbob song. :p

    This thread is full of win. Dont know why I didnt come across it sooner.
     
  2. The Dark Monarch

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    roflmao @ Inquisition.

    I just heard that song on my radio about an hour ago.
     
  3. Inquisition

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    Cause I can't sing, Nexus.
    *salutes DarkMonarch*

    Another badly sung version, this time of: This Is The End by Anti-Flag

     Seems everything that you say to me
    Is trying to make what no one can be
    You keep dosin' me with shit or so I've heard
    Stuff keeping me hangin' on your every word.
    I'm ready to puke after every ploy,
    My life will not be your toy...

    I'm not playing this game, not anymore.

    This is the end, I've had enough.
    I don't love you, I never will
    on and on, you beg and plead and
    on and on, you dose my mead and
    on and on, I'm stoppin' this right now
    right now.

    Your eyes are open but you can't see
    your mouth is moving but you don't speak
    Your blood comes out and it breaks your will
    I hope you choke on every spill

    I'm not playing this game, not anymore.

    This is the end, I've had enough.
    I don't love you, I never will
    on and on, you beg and plead and
    on and on, you dose my mead and
    on and on, I'm stoppin' this right now
    right now.
     
  4. Necrule Paen

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    Dec 11, 2006 #24
    Adapted from Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne

    Ginny's SIL has got it goin' on
    Ginny's SIL has got it goin' on
    Ginny's SIL has got it goin' on
    Ginny's SIL has got it goin' on

    Ginny, can you bring a time turner to school? (to school)
    And back in time to the Yule (    time to the Yule)
    Don't you want another chance to steal the food?(    steal the food)
    Will you give me time to find Fleur and bugger her good? (    bugger her good)

    You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
    I'm all grown up now, bitch can't you see

    Ginny's SIL has got it goin' on
    She's the one I want to suck on my slong
    Ginny, can't you see you're just too ugly for me
    you may make a chavil
    but I want to fuck     Ginny's SIL

    Ginny's SIL     has got it goin' on
    Ginny's SIL has got it goin' on

    Ginny, you remember when I degnomed your yard? (degnomed your yard)
    Your SIL came out with her nipples so hard (so hard)
    I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
    And the way she said, "You missed that one over there"

    And I know that you think it's just her veela charm
    But since your brother left, your SIL could use me to keep warm

    Ginny's SIL has got it goin' on
    She's the one I want to suck on my slong
    Ginny, can't you see you're just too ugly for me
    you may make a chavil
    but I want to fuck     Ginny's SIL
     
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  5. Jon

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    Dec 11, 2006 #25
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Two Gryffindor girls go round the the lake side;[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] round the lakeside, round the lakeside[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Two [/FONT][FONT=verdana, times new roman]Gryffindor [/FONT][FONT=verdana, times new roman]girls go round the the lake side;[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] round the lakeside, round the lakeside[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Guess whose on her back.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] her back again.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] Ginny's on her back.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] Tell a friend![/FONT]


    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Guess who's flat, flat again, guess who's flat, guess who's flat.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] Guess who's flat, flat again, guess who's flat, guess who's flat.[/FONT]


    I've created a whore, no one wants to see that innocent girl no more
    They want Ginny, and her rotten quiver.
    Well if you want Ginny, this is what i'll give ya,
    A little bit of seed mixed in with a man's kit
    Some Firewhisky to jump start her slit,
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]They hate the shocks when she latches on at the pintacle.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]When she say's they arn't co-operating.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]When they're rocking around while she's cop-ulating.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]You lasted that long, now stop convulsing[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]'cause she is on her back, She's on the rag and ovulating.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She know's you've got wood Mr Potter,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]But her boyfriend's erection problem's complicating.[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]The STD committe won't let her be.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Or let other's see, when she begins to pee.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]They tried shutting her down at Hogwarts[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]But it was hard without A.D[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]So come, come on and dip, bum her lips[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Fuck that, cum on her tits, and some on her bits,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]And be seady, cause her shit's about to get heavy,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She just spittled on your member, and screamed 'Fuck Me harry!'[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Now this look's like an STD,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]So everyone run like me.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]'cause we need a little contraception[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]'cause it's painful to get an injection.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]It feels so depraved with Gin-ny[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]It's so disturbing with Gin-ny[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]So everyone, just run with me![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]'cause we need some Abstanancies[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Because ginny is releasing her STD's.[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Little Hellion, the bitch is feeling Rebellious[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Embaressed that her parents heard about who she fucked.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She starts feeling like a slut, but none the less[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She runs out of the house until she comes upon a friend, who suddenly yells BITCH![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She's a visionary, but her visions are scary.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Could start an orgy-like war, polluting the blood[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She's a whore, so just let her revel and bask,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]In fact just let her take it up the ass.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]We shouldn't- it'd be a disaster, such a Castastrophe[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]For as you can see, so mcuh can go in that ass, but how- Don't ask me.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Well She's on her back. Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Cover your damn rod and tune it in, and then she's gonna[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]pull you in, she'll get under your skin, like a worm[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She's just a virus- Nothing but a germ.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She's toxic, the worst thing since Voldemort.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Infesting your genitals with her festy cum,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Detox is needed, please![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Feel the apprehension, soon as someone mentions her.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]She'll give you her ten cents, plus an extra patch of fur.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]A whore, who can't be spent- Try and get free![/FONT]


    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Now this look's like an STD,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] So everyone run like me.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] 'cause we need a little contraception[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] 'cause it's painful to get an injection.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] It feels so depraved with Gin-ny[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] It's so disturbing with Gin-ny[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] So everyone, just run with me![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] 'cause we need some Abstanancies[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] Because ginny is releasing her STD's.[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]A Witching, a Watching, she goes for the tit in the twat with[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Anyboy who's talking any shit, all shit,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Harry Potter, she'll rape his ass hard,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Worse than those little Death Eater bastards.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]And Dovvy? You can go get stomped by Winky-[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]You Fiftteen ear old slut- get away from me![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]You don't know me, you're too ugly you see, let it go.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]it never was meant to be, no one likes red heads,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Now let's go just gimme the Signal,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]And I'll AK the bitch and dispose of her with a few bolts[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]I've been bewitched, suspensed with a pixy,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Ever since Ginny supposedly turned into a Sex symbol[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]but somehow the bitch just pervails[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Everybody only wants her to fail,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]So this must mean She is a Red-headed-Whore.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]But it's just Ginny, no matter how obscene.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]And though you're not the first she's had,[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Do black magic selflessly,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]And get used to it to save yourself from her STD,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Here's a thought from Borgin and Burks,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Twenty million other white bitches emerge,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]But no matter how many fish you smell in that sea.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Ginny's stench will still be there, as strong as can be.[/FONT]

    [FONT=verdana, times new roman]Now this look's like an STD,[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] So everyone run like me.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] 'cause we need a little contraception[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] 'cause it's painful to get an injection.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] It feels so depraved with Gin-ny[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] It's so disturbing with Gin-ny[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] So everyone, just run with me![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] 'cause we need some Abstanancies[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana, times new roman] Because ginny is releasing her STD's.[/FONT]

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  6. Nexus

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    Well heres my contribution,

    [size=+1]Slut of our own[/size] - Gryffindor Boys

    You make me feel icky
    When you come around
    Now that's what I found out now horny
    What am I gonna do with you
    You make me feel crappy
    When I take you from behind
    It plays on my mind now, horny
    What am I gonna do with you

    Took for granted everything we had
    As if I'd find someone
    Who's nothing like you

    We got a little slut of our own
    She'll do things that no one else knows
    She'll let you in where no-one else goes
    What am I gonna do with you
    And all of the things I've been looking for
    Have always been here in Gryffindor
    And all of the time I'm looking for something new
    What am I gonna do with you

    Well I guess I'm ready
    For settling down
    And fucking around is over
    And I swear it's true
    No butts or babies
    When I'm falling down
    There's always someone who pushes me over
    And whore it's you

    Funny how life can be so surprising
    I'm just realising what you do

    We got a little slut of our own
    She'll do things that no one else knows
    She'll let you in where no-one else goes
    What am I gonna do with you
    And all of the things I've been looking for
    Have always been here in Gryffindor
    And all of the time I'm looking for something new
    What am I gonna do with you

    Well it's feeling right now
    So let's do it right now
    Praying that some how
    You wont give me STD
    It's feeling right now baby somehow
    You wont let me run away


    We got a little slut of our own
    She'll do things that no one else knows
    She'll let you in where no-one else goes
    What am I gonna do with you
    And all of the things I've been looking for
    Have always been here in Gryffindor
    And all of the time I'm looking for something new
    What am I gonna do with you
     
  7. Inquisition

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    Weird Al is my middle name. Actually, it's Edward.

    You Spin Me Right Round by Dead Or Alive

    Yeah I, All I know is your name
    Well and I, that's all I really need to know now, baby
    All I know is that to me
    You look like you're lots of fun
    Open up your bloody legs
    I want some

    Can't get no one but you
    (I just may be a fool)
    And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
    All I know is that to me
    Don't care if you are havin' fun
    Just open up your bloody legs
    Watch out, here I come

    You screw me right round, baby,     right round
    Like a record, baby
    Right round round round
    You screw me right round, baby, right round
    Like a record, baby
    Right round round round

    I, don't want be your friend now, baby
    And I just want to move in
    Just a little bit closer
    (little bit closer)

    All I know is that to me
    You look like you're lots of fun
    Open up your bloody legs
    Watch out, here I come

    You screw me right round, baby, right round
    Like a record, baby
    Right round round round
    You screw me right round, baby, right round
    Like a record, baby
    Right round round round
     
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