St Brutus Academy for Incurably Dark Creatures by Dragon in the Mist reviews
Harry gets bitten by a werefox. Everyone has turned on him since werefoxes are notoriously dark creatures. Dumbledore has sent him to St. Brutus Academy for Incurably Dark Creatures. Will Harry survive? Maybe even find love? HarryOC slash!


Good God, wtf is that all about?

 

That isn't ridiculously bad, just with OC slash but it's nothing like this one.

 

My jaw dropped Darius, as did my IQ.

 

What, Don't you love Hary Poter Yaoi secks like I do?

 

No one like Hary Poter Yaoi secks like you do, Darius.

 

I think what's sadder is the 4 reviews (3 of which are Anon, and problaby the author themselves) actually praise the story. >_<!

 

I'm scared for my virgin asshole.

 

Should I look that up and see what it's about?

...

Oh gawd, that was pathetic. 58 words and... 20 errors total. Kinda odd that the... person could spell "brought" but not "story" or "credit" or "Harry" or "Voldemort".

Speaking of yaoi though:

 

Be afraid Amerison, very very afraid. Your beloved sheep are about to be molested - and it's not by you.

 

Blame Google for that one.

If the search engines wouldn't correct spelling, a kid who isn't able to spell Harry Potter wouldn't be able to find any fansites. Well. Except this one of course: http://www.harry-poter.de - Don't bother to look, it's a German site.

 

This popped up when I was doing a search. It made me weep inside.

 

I once thought, reading English fanfiction would help me improve my knowledge of said language. That thought shattered long ago and it is proven wrong every single minute I look at ff.net.

 

Mmm... Lily in leather. And swords. Très sexy.

HP crossover! With HP! Oh my God!

At least you spelled Hermione right...

 

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Just when you thought it was safe to read crossovers...
And grows up in Neverland? Or Neverland Ranch?

Everybody's happier once they've drilled a minor in the ass...

Okaaaay?

Since when did 'no tentacle porn here' become a required disclaimer?

 

I wandered into Minerva McTabby latest batch of Summary Executions (it's already the 40th http://mctabby.livejournal.com/394006.html). I found some which made me lose almost all my faith in humanity. I have a hard time to decide which is the worst but I will settle for this:

If you are really courageous (or masochist), McTabby even provided the link on his page. I didn't dare to look...

There's another one for those who understand French:

This one made me howl with laughter.

 

....

Excuse me for a moment.

*Twenty minutes later*

Right, now I've coughed out my pancreas for laughing so hard, I may give a rough translation of this... thing.

I did say 'bill', without a capital 'B'. Not a mistake on my part. You see, the author translated 'bill'... So on the whole, Fleur proclaims her undying love for a piece of paper inviting her to spit out money.

 

Rofl Tinn. Yes I can see it now. Peur!! The pairing of the future..

Edit pr0n maybe....

 

Well, that's one approach, I guess... personally, I'd rather skip the fic than put that much effort in.

*blinks*
...the moon? What?

You know, I don't thin I've sever seen the words 'metaphors' (even misspelt) or 'symbolism' in a fic before...

Well, that's brutally honest...

 

Oh, I think you got it wrong. Did you never hear of "metawhores"? The author "accidentally" hit p instead of w. That's certainly one of the dark!Harry stories where he enslaves loads of young beautiful girls/women to do ... symbolism ... for him or rather with him.

The reason for the typo is ff.net's "G-rated summaries" policy. But everyone should be able to translate it.

 

Rofl@Minion.

And Annwn. The moon is made of cheese. Moral of the story. Malfoys are cheesy.