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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v9.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Feb 13, 2012.

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  1. _GitGud_

    _GitGud_ Fourth Year DLP Supporter

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    That does sound hot. Just bear with me here. Lets just genderswap this around a little and make everyone female. The squid will shove Grawp's head into her vagina, while Grawp shoves Umbridge's head into her vagina, while Umbridge shoves Harry's head into her vagina, while Harry shoves Dobby's head into her vagina, while Dobby shoves the sock into her vagina. That is the kind of sex-centipede I would like to read about. You have one visible head, dual-wielding 2 wands with 16 hands and 2 tentacles. All we need now is someone riding that thing, preferably Snape, who uses Dobby's sock to impregnate all of them from small to big, allowing the fetus to collect the power from all 5 mothers while it moves through them. That would truly be the power Voldemort knows not. Since the strenght is obviously shared, Dobby would be the one walking while the rest stacks on top of each other like some sexy totem pole.
    How much hotter could it possibly get? Sock->Dobby->Harry->Umbridge->Grawp->Squid
     
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    wordhammer Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    There's the part where Luna takes one look at that monstrosity and casts Fiendfyre- it gets hotter for a little bit. Lots of screaming. Lots of fluids. One satisfied witch.
     
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    Don't dis the giant squid smut! :colbert:
     
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    Fiendfyre > orgasm.

    worrrrd
     
  5. _GitGud_

    _GitGud_ Fourth Year DLP Supporter

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    You are absolutely right, great cliffhanger btw.

    From the ashes of fire, justly driven, arises a child of five folded love, crying sexily into the night, making all the guys in world spill their wiener juice and girls their clam juice I guess except for you Debby fuck you stop reading my FFN stories. Fawksette, who happens to have a vagina in this one for some reason, upon spilling his wiener clam juices hotily into the night, decides that Snapeiette!Sockiette!Dobbiette!Harriette!Umbridgeiette!Squidiette!Justice!Harrygod incarnate isn't ready yet, so Lunaiette, who knows things because I want to be her, allows SSDHUSJ!Harry into her magical core, where he shall live for 7 months 7 days 7 minutes because it ryhmes. She then is cored by Fawksiette who then is sucked off/in by a Dementor in a elyzium for the slepless souls kind of way, that allows for super training because its timeless. When SSDHUSJLFD!Harry finally emerges, he makes everyone cream their wiener again. The end?
     
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    Harry Potter: Sensations Of Shemales by FanfictionWriter101 reviews
    Harry's sexual adventures through Hogwarts with a bunch of hung shemale versions of the HP girls. Big thick girl-cock! Lots of hot sweaty sex! Review with choice for next pairing. Warnings: Futa/shemale content, anal, dominant, bondage, forced (everything and anything!)
    Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: Jan 4 - Published: Dec 24, 2015 - Harry P., Cho C.
     
  7. SeekingSerenity

    SeekingSerenity Third Year

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    You always bring the weirdest shit on this site.
     
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    James Unspeakable

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    Well, he is Hero of Stupidity.

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    Also, HP shemales… eh. Fanfiction.
     
  9. Peter North

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    The sad thing is that it still makes better sense than Mpreg.
     
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    It's also much hotter.
     
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    I don't think either is hot personally. Let gender specific traits stay with that specific gender.
     
  12. Peter North

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    It's called a dildo.
     
  13. _GitGud_

    _GitGud_ Fourth Year DLP Supporter

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    I wonder which group finds mpreg hot, hetero male / gay male / hetero female / gay female. I know that the "dick girl" stuff is preferred by hetero males, while the reverse version "buck angel" is preferred by gay males.
     
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    Nobody finds it hot. Thirteen years old girlies find Harry, Draco & their shitbaby cute.
     
  15. Hero of Stupidity

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    I believe the correct term is Buttbaby.
     
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    I didn't realize that there was anything correct about mpreg.
     
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    Zel High Inquisitor

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    We're talking about buttbabies again?

    It's incredible how frequent they are among the worst summaries.
     
  18. James

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    Ha! Good one.
     
  19. Peter North

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    Maybe we should make a new thread about buttbabies/mpreg. jZab All this talk about about mpreg fics and I've never read one before. I'm definitely not going to start now.
     
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    Zel High Inquisitor

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    I think some people might take the wrong idea, and what we were going to talk about anyway? How retarded it sounds? Or that movie that Arnold Sch(-----) got pregnant?
     
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