Can't argue that.

I think that's a typo and they meant "hairy brothers" considering they neglected to capitalize it which means they weren't talking about a name.

I don't want to remember Snape's kinky, greasy ways.

Well, it's the hols! You're supposed to get pissed.

 

Where's the A-Team crossover? "[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In 1996, a young student was sent to Azkaban by a Death Eater court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the London Underground. Today, still wanted by the Ministry, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... Harry Potter!"
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Actually, I'm all for this pairing. Leaves room for Harry/Tonks. Lupin gets what he deserves for ditching Harry, and possibly, a filling meal.

Dumbledore would have forcefed him lemon drops, Snape would have used a potion, and Ginny needs no explanation.

R Rated just in case? And why does everybody think that Dumbledore can solve the problem? Nobody ever thinks 'oh, sod it, I'm stuck here'.

 

Hmmm ... after reading this summary nobody would actually assume the story might contain good language.

*cautiously looking around*

Yay! Death to the felines!

 

Minion... *growls threateningly* I hope those felines you condemn haunt you with claws and fangs at the ready.

And the... thing that wrote that thing.

Ah, my contribution for the day to my usual haunt:

The title was "Harry Potter and Me" and the author was "Dan obsessed"

 

Is this some gladiator type thing where they feed wizards to the lions?

 

Probably is, but I can't risk losing anymore brain cells to check. I need them if I want to finish ninth grade this year.

I don't give a flying piece of shit about this Lydia brat.

Considering the title, the term "Ginny" and the word "introspective" which is a synonym for "thoughtful" I get the feeling this fic is about Ginny musing over who's next. Poor guy...

Not another one!

 

Talking about idiot friendly...

I'm confused...

The author must be a street peddler in RL.

 

That's right. Draco was a retard, testing the patience of amoebae and wizards alike. Ginny was a slut, testing the bedsprings of anything between a futon and a four-poster.

Trista is some OC, the one no one ever wants to read about. She was locked deep within some pour soul's mind, for obvious reasons.

And knowing Customs and Immigration, the idiots let him in. Why can't I find these rum-covered snowflakes?

 

-_- why would they want to?

Who, Ginny?

Female!Harry, SiblingWhoLived!Harry, Street!Harry, ReturnToWorld! Harry, TreatedLikeSlave!Harry, SummaryInside!Fic, and Runaway!Harry; I don't think that's a good combination personally.

Judging by Harry's existence, I say it wasn't.

Oh great, now if I try to go back to bed I'll have nightmares.

 

Much better.

 

Yeah, Malfoy. The pug women seem to swarm all over you. Definately a sign of attraction.

After Ginny has had her fill of all the men, she's going to go after all the women.

Thus, Hermione follows the logical conclusion and decides to seduce them. Bushy hair is quite attractive, you know.

 

QUOTE

Trista is the Girl Next Door, the one noone ever sees, She was locked away in an attic by her grandmother for her mother's sins.Now after 16 years in lockdown she's ready to live a life that only Harry Potter could provide! LOVE! BETRAYAL! JEALOUSY!

QUOTE


Flowers In The Attic Crossover?


QUOTE
total Chaos with Lord Voldemort finally coming out of the closet.
QUOTE

That part got a laugh out of me.

 

Well that's something I never thought to see...a quote from a tale of two cities mixed with dinosaur sex cum...hmm, intriguing

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3293304/1/

Not only is the writing shitty, but the author has managed to really murder the Spanish language.

Story brought to you by Spanglish™: "Bastardizing the world, one language at a time."

 

7. The Night Whisperer by CluelessWanderer reviews

When Emma is captured what will Harry do?​

Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1593 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 11-12-06​

...um....whisper to her in the night?!​

13. May The Best Prank Win by heartdamoose reviews

Fred and George: two good looking twins with the ego of a color blind hippogriff. So what happens when a prank goes wrong and chaos ensues? A prank war, that's what. Let's see if Hogwarts is still standing by chapter five, shall we?
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11382 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 7-4-06​

.....well i'm guessing the author wanted the Twins to have a big ego... but, why would a colour-blind hippogriff have a big ego? I mean, surely a colour-blind hippogriff would be shunned away from the other ones at break time...






25. Turning Left by soberloki

While minding his own business for a change, Lucius is confronted by a memory he thought he'd left far behind.
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06​

...Wait, what?!?!??! A Malfoy...Malfoy...minding his own business?!

 

Here's a good one...

 

Where the hell dig you dig up that trash IP?

 

At FFN, where else?

 

This one can find things as well... on FFN. It isn't too hard, most of it is on the first page, but if you actually look then there are excellent summaries you can find.

Is first page material.

Is also first page material.

Is when you look.

Is when you're looking for something else and happen to stumble upon it.

 

Lol gravical LMFAO
Have a few of my own gems :

harry potter and the story of kelly by r0manticr0se reviews

kelly is a beautiful young witch who is related to a certain maurarder what happens when she is moved to hogwarts for safety as a 7th year what happens when she meets harry
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1684 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 12-27-06​

Something's missing....that's it - PUNCTUATION BITCH!


Behind those Grey Eyes by DontDoubtthatImWeird reviews

As Harry overcomes his greatest fears and overwhelming emotions, he finds his first true love behind thos grey eyes of Cedric's...
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2768 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 12-26-06​

......Oh God