Brazilianpimp: Next time, just post a few extracts please. I have no desire to read the whole lot of that. There's better things I could do with my time.

Edit: I was searching for fics to post to expand this. I just can't bring myself to sludge through that horseshit. I am sorry.

 

Okay, like I said before, just use the edit button or post them all in the same one. Don't need to triple post. You've been here for 2 months, you should know this.

Just like World, I don't want to find a story to expand upon this post. Deal with it.

 

True but I've been on the site twice.

 

Even so, you should still be able to look at the stickies and work out that double posting falls under the stupid category. We don't expect newbs to do it, why should you be exempt?

 

Honestly, Brazilianpimp... I just sent you a PM about that.

That said,

Trouble and Love by Purely Nina
Summary: OMG da best hary potter storie evaaaaaa

Troll? Probably.

...At least I hope so.

 

Those are hilarious, but maybe more appropriate for the horrible summaries thread.

 

Oops. My bad. Sorry, kids.

Let me try again.

She Is My Sin
HP/BLe. - Harry has to retrieve a piece of Voldemorts soul from Bellatrix Lestrange, but at what price? Angst,BDSM,D/s,Lemon,M/F,PWP

And all she got was this lousy t-shirt. Seriously, though, at least she's dead...

Cradle robbing, hooray! This just goes to show that brains and grease can share the same head!

Yeah! It's not like insanity is bad or anything!

I think it's wrong, too, but probably for different reasons.

Anyway, due to the actual content, I shall skip over the rest of the story. Here's the summation of the events:

Harry gets SloppySeconds!Bellatrix; due to that one completely mind-blowing shag, Bellatrix is reformed, and gives Harry the final Horcrux; and the last line includes stroking Bellatrix like a pet.

If it is possible for an admin or a mod to transfer the other post to the proper thread, please and thank you?

 

My icon is a direct quote from a troll that's taking after bloodyrists.

Direct link to the icon and fic it's from in...
Three.
Two.
One.
Now.

 

I tried to leave a review but it wanted me to log in and I couldn't be bothered for such an idiot. Some lovely insightful views from the author.

CHAPTER SIX ADVANSE WARS

AUTHER NOTE THE SECEND

IT HAS CUM TO MY ATENTION THAT PPL AT A LIVE JORUNAL SITE CALLED DELLETRIUS WHICH IS RLY RETARTED OMG THEY THINK THEIR SO KEWL ARE MAKIN FUN F MY FIC OMG STOP IT. IT MAEK ME SAD AND I CUT MSELF TEH OTHER DDAY CUZ I WAS HURT BAD MY AMBISION IS 2 B AN FAMOUS AUTHER PPL R SENDING ME MEEN MESAGEDS ND IF I KIL MYSELF MY MOM WILL SU AND IT WILL CLOS DWON AND U WILL REGRETT IT CUZ I WILL HONT U THRU DEATH UNTIL U CROSS TO TEH OTTERWORLDS

I REPET IM NOT TROLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RELAISE MY STORRY IS A LITEL WERD BUT THATS CUZ I HAV IMAGINTION AND IM TRYING Y DONT U AL TRY 2 HELP ME MAKE IT GRAMETRICALLY CORECT IF U HAT IT DAT MUCH???? BUT DO IT URSELFS GREMMER IS FOR NERDS LOLZ

O AND I DONT NO WHO TARRA IS

NO LOVE xXxSatansSexyGurl666xXx the auther of this storry

PS THX TO TEH FREND WHO HELPED ME RITE THIS. THEY CUM UP WITH TEH IDEA OF ADVENSE WARS I THINK THEY PLAYS IT LOTS SO YA HE GIVE ME SUM CHARATER NAMS TO WORK WITH LOLZ




Here is the actual " Chapter ".

anyway voldramorts son was lyk omg get a rome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but we wer lost in abstact ortasmic joy when sudenly teh noise cums agen and theirs loud pop!!!!! and then appers lash from advanse wars!!!!!!!!!!!!! lash says omg who r u and how did i get hear???? and tom riddel junor says omg i noes u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur lash from advanse wars and he say ya i am lash and tom riddel junor says ya but hwo did u gget hear???????????? n lash say omg who noes teh magic powwer of this dangarous wrld

then dumbledor cums runing in thru the fruti busehs and say omg its u lash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and teh hole world cums undon in a singal werd



It burns! It burns! My eyes physically hurt after reading that.

 

...ow... this is why the sick and perverse section needs to be reopened. That makes me want to vomit.

 

So when you die you go to the Otterworld? Many otters roamind around, I guess, wearing wings and skimpy white costumes...



I couldn't even read the story after that A/N...
Sick and perverse indeed.

 

She says her story is a LITTLE WIERD! Ha Ha.

 

Sorry hon, Rome's not for sale.

Hmm... alright, I think I got one, and I'm thinking it's a troll but if not...

Ginnys rival reviews
ginny likes Hary but he likes hermions cousin so shes jelous and wants revenge but dose harry really like Grace
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 10-16-06

Eh, sorry, that was the link to the author's profile, but that's pretty bad too.

 

Since I am lazy and do not want to read through 11 pages, has anyone posted those two emo/gottik fan fics here?

 

You mean goffic.




(I. E.: Yes.)

 

LOL. Just wondering. I acutally printed that out today and showed it to my friends. We had a great laugh today! ^.^ I really tempetted to show it to an English teacher.

 

No, you mean goffik.

And Quidam, you wasted paper printing that shit? I just emailed it to my friend (who hates steryotypes and was pissed off about the fic).

On another note, I ran into more shit that I wasn't searching for today.

Who wants some Drunken Love with Snape n' Ginny?

Or an incomprehensible v-day?

 

Oh, that's right. It's been a while.

 

Meh. I was only three pages and the text was small. Besides, we were bored beyond all reason and decided to see how many grammar mistakes we could find.

So Snape in a pedaphile who gets drunk after having a rough day? Huh. That is a rather strange and sad way to describe his charecter.