I'd say talk about what you want as long as there is no mistake that you think it's a F'ed up topic.

Thread title "Mpreg and the dangers they pose to a normal society"

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Fairest Creatures
Of course Harry would be the only person in history who has to attend Veela finishing school to learn about his powers after he's turned into a Veela. And of course Draco Malfoy is courting him.

 

The Nerdy Footjob by EVIL XOBX reviews
Harry is in 5th year with his 2 other friends, Ron and Hermione. Harry has been going through a lot lately, from seeing cedric get killed to nobody believing him with the whole 'voldemort is back'. Hermione and Dumbledore do. The Bookworm knows a lot, but little did harry know she knows how to pleasure someone. Moral of the Story: Never Underestimate Nerds.
Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Nov 26, 2015

It's spoiling everything :-(

 

Moral of the story: A lot of guys want to screw Emma Watson up.

 

Alright, hands up if you've ever read a fic where Hermione admits she's been researching how to bang?

 

The unfortunate part is that I can't remember the titles to any of them only that they where on AFF.net.

 

Today is a good day.

Harry Potter: Remember Zerestria and Moswick by E THE TIME KEEPER
Harry Potter: Bokura no kiskei manga what if Harry had a twin who was declare chosen one..what if harry was given away what if harry was a girl? what if harry was taken in by a man name Monston Velbard? what if harry was a princess. not any princess.. Princess Veronica of Zerestria ..find out :3 Not for dumble lovers -w-
Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: Oct 23, 2015 - Harry P.

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I think that every smut fic I have ever read involving Hermione has featured this trope.

 

What if nobody wants to read summaries that have a lot of what ifs? What if people that write those would actually try to write a decent summary?

 

what if harry was a princess. not any princess.. Princess Veronica of Zerestria

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Here is another great "peice".

Harry Potter Is Finished by masterchocolate reviews
HARRY POTTER IS FINISHED by MASTERCHOCOLATE NOM! Harry is finished. Done. He doesn't like how the Dursleys have treated him, and how they are treating him now. Petunia calls him from the shitty spare CORNER they call his room. Vernor that fucking fat peice of whale blubber. Petunia, oh Petunia, poor girl looks like a dead horse. Anyway, Harry has to go to those beasts he calls "fa
Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: Jul 12, 2014 - Harry P.

 

FavGryffindor Queen: Own The Throne
By: Fifty-Shades-Of-Tai
Hermione Granger may be the Gryffindor Princess, but Helena Rose Granger is the Queen. Helena is a mix of beauty, brains and brawn leaving boys and girls swooning. But with Voldemort looming ahead, who will she trust in the long run?...and who will be the pranking champion? The twins? Or Helena? Book one in what I hope to extend into a few chapters!
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3m ago - Published: Oct 20, 2015 - id: 11569137

Who will be the pranking champion?

 

That... literally sounds like something I'd write jokingly as an example of Mary Sues.

 

The Titillating Chronicles of Hairy Pooter
By: BroadwayNightOwl
Hairy Pooter and his friends, Hermanjanite Granger and Ron Beaverly, go cavorting around Hogsluts and endure Voldemorecock's wrath. All characters OOC. R&R!
Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: May 8, 2012 - Published: Apr 25, 2012 - id: 8057280

Foundations
By: HollyThorn
*eighth year fic* Harry, Hermione, Hannah and Draco are called together under suspicious circumstances. With new and old problems abound, how will the strange quartet fare in a new post-war life? Especially when the Founders and ancient magic are somehow involved...
Rated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Romance - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Hannah A. - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,990 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 289 - Updated: Nov 12, 2015 - Published: Jun 17, 2014 - id: 10461516

"Ravencunts" "Gryffindongs" I need a drink.

 

Hermanjanite Granger & Ron Beaverly indeed.

 

That reminds me of "Wizard People, Dear Reader" and Ronnie the Bear.

 

In all fairness, it is listed as a parody.

 

Sin & Vice by mak5258
In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,856 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 737 - Updated: Sep 7, 2015 - Published: Feb 17, 2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete​

Difficult to summarize.

 

Yea, no. I got everything I needed and can guess how this goes.

 

2012 by ORBSyndicate reviews In a crossover of vast proportions, the year 2012 brings many worlds together. It will be the most amazing crossover of all time, taking from many science-fiction and mysterious supernatural shows, books, and other worlds. With other stuff thrown in just for fun. 2012 will change the two main crossovers every few days, so don't expect it to stay in one spot.Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 240,841 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: Jan 5 - Published: May 6, 2015

 

Harry Potter and the Magical Droids by Mayumiofthecherokee reviews
Harry, instead of growing up witht he Dursleys, was sold to a scientist. But it was a specific scientist. The Immortal Scientist who had first learned to use magic after a great wart that hypnotized the whole world and ended with the Orange Flash. Little do they realize that he has business with Harry. But what is that business? Well... no one knows, he is a recluse of sorts. R&R
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 17h ago - Harry P., Kreacher, Hedwig, Naruto U.


Indemnity by SempiternallySirius
I could only imagine how horrified Sirius must be by me. I attacked him. Sexually. I nearly choked on a ball of saliva. I was a sexual predator. I couldn't be trusted around anyone who could be found remotely attractive. A high priority male I would need to ensure I avoid was Sirius Black. Maybe then I could survive the next eight months at Hogwarts.

 

Lily's Next Great Adventure reviews Alternate Title: Reincarnation. When Lily Potter dies, she meets Death in the afterlife. She has a choice: move on with James, or help Harry with his destiny. She takes the second choice. But something goes wrong. Now a girl named Holly Evans will help Harry on his path to his destiny. Eventual HP/HG/Harem; Dumbledore, Ron, Molly bashing. ABANDONED.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,270 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: Feb 11, 2015 - Published: Oct 29, 2014 - [Harry P., OC, Hermione G.]

The Harem War reviews The One With The Power To Vanquish The Dark Lord Approaches... but what if Voldemort wasn't the Dark Lord mentioned in the Prophecy? Harry discovers some shocking revelations. With his remaining friends, allies, and some new friends and allies, Harry flees England, in order to prepare for his destiny. Along the way he finds love... more than he might be able to handle!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 249,105 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: Apr 2, 2015 - Published: Feb 11, 2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.


The worse part is this author used to be on my guilty pleasures list. He did a HP/GW peggy sue I liked and then he dropped it for shit like this.

 

Which story was that? This guy starts his fics pretty well but they quickly get dull. As for "harem war" I first thought the author was 'Radslab'.