Just popped the link and found one whole paragraph that appears to be ripped directly from DH. According to the author it's dedicated to Alan Rickman. I think he would have appreciated this fic more if it had never come into existence.

 

How do you folks even come across these things?

Just pop over to FFN and browse the HP section at random?

 

That's about it. Adultfanfiction.net is also good for this kind of thing. Just look at the "Just In" section of ff.net the worst stories of course are usually filed away as Harry/pic your favorite slash character, and have less than a thousand words.

 

Well basically, just look at first page of ffnet and you will find lots of them.

 

Bellatrix and the Dark Lord
They have a MAGICAL (heheh, get it? MAGICAL? Since it's Harry Potter? I'm so clever.) evening Abuse, Anal, Beast, COMPLETE, M/s, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

This guy should be real proud of himself I don't think anyone could have made a pun on magic.

 

Last of the Spider-Clan by FrivolousThoughts reviews
Pītā Pākā, the last living member of the once great Shukeikō-Clan, has to make his own way in a tough ninja world with the amazing abilities gifted to him by his bloodline. He can do anything a spider can, and holding the wise words of his clan's nindō close to his heart, Pītā knows that with great power there must also come great responsibility.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 96,101 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 134 - Updated: Jan 20 - Published: Nov 19, 2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.

 

Now I'm curious what Pita Paka would mean in japanese.

 

...I might just be saying this because there's been a lack of good Naruto crossovers but I really liked this story. I read it about a week ago and I liked the fact that it was focused on a character from something other than Naruto or Harry Potter. Of course, I hated the fact that he was called Pītā Pākā so I just downloaded it and did Ctrl+F and replaced it with Peter Parker.

Here's my own contribution. I just played Until Dawn and only had these monstrosities to look forward to:

Like fuck, at least just Copy and paste what you have in the story itself for fucks sake.

 

That's stacking the deck and completely unfair. Fish in a barrel... pick your metaphor.

Also, I'd just like to say: 5 chapters and only 1,347 words? Why are you wasting our time? Why are you wasting your time? I've found longer chapters in fucking fortune cookies! And they throw in lucky numbers and something to eat! You've given me nothing to read, nothing to eat... nothing but mild regret.

Am I having an episode, or am I really reading a tossed word salad?

EDIT: I'll toss THIS in as an example of a good summary: It tells me exactly why I would never, ever, want to read a single word of this shit show. In the interest of fairness, that's pretty much the definition of a good summary.

Spoiler

So you've made Harry a blind, child, prostitute... okay, moving past that, you think the best way to help him recover is for a presumably centuries old Thor to start slamming it to him? I mean I'm assuming that "Thor/Harry" is indicative of a pairing, and also that you might be a disease.

 

What the fuck.

This was great though.

 

As any slash autor will tell you, good anal sex with sub!Harry is the best way to cure abuse.

Because the power he knows not is the love of good buttsecks.

 

I'll just leave this "something" here and hope that the astonishing chapter length as well as this amazingly informative summary and these brilliant proofreading skills are appreciated.

 

Be careful with your comments Dicra, you don't want to cause wrong fate, or even worse... something!

 

Stop skirting around the bush already and pimp out your damn trollfic.

The Heiress

 

The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 317,136 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 3,269 - Updated: Dec 4, 2015 - Published: Mar 19, 2013 - Harry P., Draco M.

JK Rowling forgot to add this disease to her canon universe.

 

I don't think I can live in this world anymore.

 

Three. Hundred. And. Seventeen. Thousand. Words.

Two. Thousand. Five. Hundred. Favourites.

Three. Thousand. Two. Hundred. Follows.

Fuck. Everything.

 

I think this describes most DLPer's feelings about this fic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbq6KY2cogI

 

Who knew Grim Reapers were so frisky and lewd?