Because normal phoenix don't utilize fire naturally...

 

Naruto as should be by white shadow strikes reviews
From the title you all are already pridict this not your regular story from some random writer. This all about cannon failed plot. So read it & learn it.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,056 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: Jan 19 - Published: Nov 25, 2015 - Naruto U.

A new world a new life by Phoenixfire513 reviews
What if Harry died at Dumbledore's hand but then became master of death after Dumbledore dies at Harry's hand while harry ahs all thre deathly hollows? What if Harry could have back his the people he wanted the most? And what if Harry got to choose to go to a new world where he would belong and finally find the love of his life? Well lets see shall we? MXM mpreg and occ characters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,454 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11h ago - Published: Jun 18, 2015 - [Harry P., Aragorn] Frodo B., Legolas

the golden octo by brilientscholar2000 reviews
first of all i don't own the characters of this story, it's harry potter rewritten with crossovers from percy jackson and wizards of waverly place, it's a story full of adventure, thrill, mystery,humor and most importantly a story of true friendship and love,enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10h ago - Published: Jan 16 - Complete

 

The arrogance of the first one is staggering.

What if the MXM mpreg didn't stump me as hard as it did?

"the golden octo by brilientscholar2000" No.

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My Gay Best Friend's Gay Best Friend (Is Me) by sudowoodo
Sirius has erectile dysfunction, and decides that batting for the other team might solve his problem. Makes perfect sense, right? Trouble is, his homosexual escapades seem to upset Moony… Who knows why though. Remus, on the other hand, knows first hand that one can't simply turn gay overnight. So why did his best friend and long-time crush have to go and get his hopes up?
Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Favs: 1 - Published: 14h ago - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P.

 

Apparently no one ever informed the author that you actually need an erection to have gay butt sex.

 

But the idea of buttsex generally fixes erectile dysfunction for heterosexual men, and that's proven fact. Obviously.

 

I tried to cure a girl of her erectile dysfunction once but she just kept screaming at me for some odd reason. Maybe I should have tried harder.

 

Not if you're taking it up the ass.

 

Azkaban messed up just a tiny little bit of Sirius' judgement.

 

You do if you want to return the favor.

 

Didn't know you could "turn gay" at all. Does this mean that you can pray the gay away or does it only work one way?

 

You could just ask Snape for help. I've heard he has the ability to turn anyone gay.

 

She agreed to my proposal by St3rfire reviews
Sakura is a beautiful kunoichi from konoha. She will train under Lady Tsunade. To become a well train medical ninja. But a knucklehead hyperactive ninja. Propose to her and why. And where did he proposed. As there two world will collide. To become one mind, one soul. Together they will become one spirit. There will be obstacles and challenges to get there. As one man and one wife.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 15h ago - Published: Jul 19, 2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Temari, Menma U.

 

I too like. To punctuate my sentences by. Using a random number, generator. I mean. How hard can. It be?

 

Mated at last -:- By : Illyana
Who is Hadrian Snape? Read on and find out. I suck at this with crossovers. Abuse, AU/AR, Crossover, Death, F/M/M, Language, M/M, MiCD, Minor, OC, Rom, Tort, Violence, MPREG, WIP

I don't ever want to meet Hadrian Snape or the author of this fic.

 

Wow. I didn't think it was possible to combine two things I hate so much like this.

 

welcome to metrotham by bethenerd
all will be explain in this first page
Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: Feb 9

 

All 112 words of it, yeah. And holy shit it's worse then I expected.

 

Image this was a legible summary, with proper spelling, tenses and punctuation.

 

Demons by Death By Heart DBH reviews
"Who did love?" Severus rubbed soothing circles on Harry's back. Harry crimped slightly inward. "Dum-Dumbledore, Ron and I d-don't k-know th-the others." Harry managed to get out. Severus feels how his blood starts to boil when he heard who had hurt his young soon to be husband.

xXx ZEPHRYA and DA housE of Nite‼‼‼11111 xXx by xXxZEPHYRAxXxDIAMONDZxXx reviews
Zephyra Temptress Destiny Death Night Potter wAyland is a beutiful girl who, ONE DAY gets biten by a vampire!1 What will hapen when she goes 2 da house of nite? Read da suspensful tale of Zphyra and Da hosue of Nite 2 find out!1 REED OR ELSSS !1ALSO REVIOU!1 I AM NOT A TRULL STOP CALLIN ME DAT STOP REPORTIN ME!1111111 IM TRYIN TO GET MY ENGLISH TECHR 2 HELP ME EDIT HES RLLY BSY THO
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 17h ago - Published: Dec 23, 2015 - [Albus D., Dobby] [Dementors, Hermione G.]


Love to Hate or Hate to Love? by Ravenworld reviews
A not-so-romantic or traditional romantic comedy taking place in Post-HP era! Key (Kibum) and Yunnie (Yun Suk) are two British/Korean wizards trying to make sense of life, love, and fate. Hogwarts Boy love/yaoi fanfiction I'm writing for a friend and myself about our OOC's. M for language, violence, and sexual encounters
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 18h ago - Published: Feb 9

TRANS-ported to Hogwarts by MusiKuro reviews
Muggleborn John Smith was born as Melanie Smith. Struggling with coming out as male to his family is hard enough without falling in love with some dumb werewolf! [Marauder's Era] [possible Remus/OC] The title is pretty much meaningless, but my friend made a pun and I thought it was funny. Y'know. Because he's trans. Ha?

Harrietta Potter: The Boy-Who-Lived by ClarisseSelwyn reviews
Harry feels like he has the worst luck ever. He thought that being assigned female at birth would have kept him out of Voldemort's clutches, but somehow it's he who reacts whenever Voldemort is close, instead of Neville who was supposed to be the Chosen One. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived, transboy!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, end-goal Voldemort Tom Riddle/Harry Potter (Rating may change)