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Girl-Harry Why isn't she a lesbian?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Deamon Deathstone, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. Shezza

    Shezza Renegade 4 Life DLP Supporter

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    You can't tell me that guys haven't wondered what it's like for girls when said penis is inside them.


    Actually, I can honestly state that I, as an 18 year-old guy with the usual hormones and fantasies, has never, not once, EVER wondered what that would feel like.

    Then again, we teenagers are usually more concerned with our own dicks rather than the girl in question, lol.
     
  2. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    I've met one or two men, then, that have told me they wondered, kid. But these were like, in their thirties, forties. So...maybe that kind of thing comes with age.
     
  3. the-caitiff

    the-caitiff Death Eater

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    Yeah, I've wondered, and I asked my partner. After we both decided we didn't particularly care what exactly the other felt, we got back to what we were doing. Not surprising we broke up not long after, we were both using each other for sex and comfort with no real affection. Since then, I have wondered on occasion but I realize that it's just something I'll never know.
     
  4. Paravon

    Paravon Seventh Year

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    Yeah, it's one of those things in life that have you wishing that there was magic or some way to bend things to your will. If only you wish hard enough.

    For me, although I have thought about it, it isn't something I've ever dwelt on.

    Personally, I have the old 'I wish I could wake up as my younger self' preoccupation going.:D
     
  5. k_writer

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    Meh...I don't doubt that guys could give a rat's ass, and therefore do not dwell on it...but I'm willing to be that at least 3 out of 10 have wondered at some point.

    Back on the subject, I think I'm becoming more and more into this female Harry thing. Only for pete's sake I wouldn't name her Harriette.
     
  6. Paravon

    Paravon Seventh Year

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    No, of course not.:eek:


    But... what would be a good name?


    To be honest the whole concept intrigues me. Both the reversal and the possibilities for the plot, in the realm of both the literature that could be and the subsequent erotica that this forum may set to dredge up/unleash upon it (given the time).:D


    Sorry if I am nonsensical - resetting my sleeping pattern by not sleeping makes Silver a dull boy...man, I meant MAN. All Man. Nope no freudian slips here.... Hahahahahaha.....

    ....

    I go to sleep now.
     
  7. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    She's Jamie.

    All worthy female Harrys are called Jamie. This is a postulate of fanfiction.

    Harry? Jamie? Kinda Rhyme, right?

    You have to keep the general feel of the name. Harry Potter, Jamie Potter.

    I have spoken.
     
  8. japanese_jew

    japanese_jew High Inquisitor

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    Well . . . it COULD be viewed in that light, but it could also be viewed in the light that when you have a sex change, you're not going to start liking different people. For example . . . I know a girl, who's transgendered (so I suppose I should call her a boy, except that she still uses female pronouns, and isn't planning on getting hormone therapy), and she likes women. So . . . she's straight. Alternately, I knew a guy, who's also transgendered, likes women, and considers himself a lesbian. My neighbor (who is going through hormone therapy) is probably the biggest pimp I know, and was a lesbian before he started therapy, and still likes the ladies. If Harry is lusting after, say, Daphne right before he goes "bloop-bloop" (that's my patented gender-bender noise), then he'll still be lusting after Daphne, regardless of his current gender.

    Also, considering that she'd be a lesbian-- can't be ALL that homophobic.
     
  9. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    "Bloop-bloop"?

    Anyway, I hear all these people talk about being men in women's bodies, or women in men's bodies. Harry would just be another man in a woman's body. Except this time it would be literally.

    Where, oh where did Amerision's avatar go?
     
  10. ofthedepths

    ofthedepths First Year

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    Ive never seen that nor do I really want to It sounds that you are just after some cheap badly written fangirl smut
     
  11. Paravon

    Paravon Seventh Year

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    Is there something wrong with that.

    Besides the badly written part.:cool:

    Amerision, I am sorry, but GOOGLE Disagrees.
     
  12. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    LOL! To each his or her or hir own. Well, I'd probably invest in some toys. Still steering clear of the real thing.

    You write it, I'll read it. You have a cage for yours? Damn... Wish I had one. At least it might keep them under control. They breed so fast... What I really need is a woodchipper to put them in.

    I wouldn't put it quite that way. I have wondered whether or not the orgasms are better for women. Sadly, I've come to the depressing conclusion that they are... a lot better.

    I'm with you all the way on that one. It was bad even before it became a cliché.
    Rose is even more hackneyed. There are, what, a zillion girls' names that are derived from flowers and yet everyone picks Rose. All that Lily and Rose nonsense makes me feel like I'm listening to a performance of The Secret Garden. I keep waiting for Remus and Snape to sweep in from offstage and start singing about how femme!Harry has Lily's Eyes.
    Not that I'm chomping at the bit to read about Dandelion Potter or anything but, come on, enough with Rose already (also the most overused name for Harry's sister in fics where he has one).

    I knew a Holly once. Holly Potter? Her name can match her wand then. ;) Still better than Harriette and Rose.
    Thorn Potter; there you go. To hell with Rose.

    (Actually, the best name for femme!Harry in stories where he started out as a guy, is Harry. I can't see him really wanting to change his name. Besides, keeping the male name reinforces the notion that he's still the same Harry who likes girls, for any prospective girlfriends out there.)
     
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  13. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    The question is, would you still read fics co-starring a female version of Harry?

    How does 'Chrysanthemum' sound? 'Chrys' for short?
     
  14. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    unique, and yes, yes I would
     
  15. japanese_jew

    japanese_jew High Inquisitor

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    I'm kind of in favor of Gonorrhoea. Who was, of course the great Greek goddess of . . . uh . . . hurting yourself while having fun. Nickname of "The Clap". (Okay, that was stupid, my apologies, I'm too tired to have any kind of judgment)
     
  16. Son of the Forsaken

    Son of the Forsaken Third Year

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    I'm just wondering who FemHarry would be first paired with.
    For example

    FemHarry/Hermoine

    FemHarry/FemBlaise

    FemHarry/Patil Twins

    or

    FemHarry/Luna

    I find the concept worthly of writing but I most likey won't actually read any,I just think of Harry as a Guy who should shag every woman in the books...except ginny(little whore) for good reason.
     
  17. Klael

    Klael Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Herminia. By far, the best name on that list, Silver. Unfortunately, too close to hermione. Oh well; a man can dream, eh?

    Seriously though, when I first heard of the idea, i was like "..." then, "...!" then, "...!!!!". From both a PWP and a real plot standpoint, it intrigues me--i've been searching for good fem!harry for awhile (Anyone read Child of Grace on FF.net? decent, but kinda slow). Lesbian!fem!harry is a fantastic turn on, both mentally and...well, yeah.

    The idea of sexchange!harry is jsut so rediculous that i cant even really think about it. Don't even get me started in everyonethoughtiwasaboybutimreallyagirl!harry.

    Someone write one. NOW.

    ~DarkSov~
     
  18. Jon

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    INCORRECT! The first will be Daphne. We are in the process of procreation right now. ;)
     
  19. japanese_jew

    japanese_jew High Inquisitor

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    Good to know, Surarrin! We expect frequent updates on your progress.
     
  20. Quidam

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    Once again, as long as she doesn't steal my Snape is a crossdresser bit, then I'm fine.

    And no, there will be no Harry/Snape slash! The only thing that could seem like slash is Draco having a crush on the female Snape.
     
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